We’ve done a giant link dump over the past week or two of AVN Awards and XBiz Awards nominees, so we figured we’d make one post that had links to all the other posts, so you could find them.
After eight years in the adult industry, some might think that a female pornstar would be considered a ‘seasoned veteran’ of the industry. While that is true in the case of the magnificent Sarah Vandella, the fact is she is just now reaching the pinnacle of super stardom. I state that with the knowledge that this is a woman who’s received literally dozens of award nominations (including several you’ve seen right here in IAFD’s Spank Bank Awards, and are certain to see many more in this year’s edition). As she’s reached her early thirties, you practically can’t look at a list of new DVDs or freshly printed men’s magazines without seeing the ever sexy blonde bombshell on the cover. Hard work (no pun intended), raw sexual prowess, and the desire to constantly and consistently churn out scintillating performances are all trademarks of Sarah Vandella, and she does it all with a smile on her face. That smile is a testament to how much she truly loves what she’s doing.
Crazy fun, super cool, as fan friendly as you can get, funny, charming, a great conversationalist, and absolutely stunning…. What else can you say about the unstoppable Sarah Vandella? She just keeps getting better and better while her star keeps glowing brighter and brighter.
Gabriel Lan: From one former porn video store clerk to another, thank you very much for doing this interview with me. How long did you work at the video store? I’m guessing it was just a part time job. How did you end of working there in the 1st place? lol
Sarah Vandella: Well of course, you’re very “welcum” (see what I did there)! I started at the Pleasure Palace in East Northport, NY in 2005. I was just about to turn 22, and the owner Joey hired me. What led me there was sheer curiosity! I was sexually shy in high school, so I wanted to see what it felt like to be around porn. Turns out, I loved it!
Gabriel Lan: As did I, I’m sure you had some rather interesting customers come into the store, “Regular irregulars” as I liked to call them. What are some of the more memorable ones?
Sarah Vandella: The customers were nice, but super quiet and most wouldn’t talk to me. I looked like jailbait! However, Joey’s wife Michele (who is stunning) knew all the customers by first and last name and they eventually warmed up to me. I don’t recall anyone being anything but respectful and kind when I started shooting. Even when I ended up under contract they were always supportive of me and still are to this day.
Gabriel Lan: Is that where you really began to be intrigued by the thought of working in the sex industry?
Sarah Vandella: I was already intrigued by the sex industry from working at the porn shop. It was a way for me to start small because I was actually shy, so I didn’t want to just jump right into it.
Gabriel Lan: From my own experience working in a porn store, very few things ‘shock’ me. You become ‘desensitized’ to certain things. You become more likely to not be offended by jokes about sex, for example, and can certainly “one up” the other guy. Do you fell that way at all? Do very little ‘shock’ you or make you go “Ewwww, gross!” lol What DOES shock you?
Sarah Vandella: Not much. Anything with animals, which is just wrong!!!
Gabriel Lan: From the video store, you then became an exotic dancer, and you are still on the feature dancing circuit to this day, right? You still enjoy it? Does being a featured performer make it more enjoyable for you? What are some of your favorite cities to be the headliner?
Sarah Vandella: Yes, that’s correct. I started dancing in 2006 and I loved it. I’ve done some feature dancing over the years, but I’m interested in pursuing it more now, so I’m working on that!
Gabriel Lan: In my humble opinion, you are one of the hardest working performers in the industry, and from what I see on Twitter and Instagram, that goes for off screen as well. Tell me about your workout regiment. How often do you work out? Would you say you’re in much better shape fitness wise now than when you started in the industry?
Sarah Vandella: Thank you so much, I appreciate that! Fitness and a healthy lifestyle have become a way of life for me over the past couple of years. I went through some hard times where alcohol and drugs were becoming a priority and taking care of myself wasn’t. Sadly, most of it is reflected through my work during 2012-2014. I turned my stuff around early in 2014 and I’ve been doing wonderful ever since.
Sarah Vandella: What also helps me is that I have a close and open relationship with my family. They do not judge my choice of working industry; they are also incredibly supportive of my healthy lifestyle. Working out is a form of therapy for me. For example, when I fuck in my scenes my endorphins are racing and I’m so incredibly happy. Exercise gives me the same feeling. It’s my “me time”, so I can go and share my porn with the rest of the world. Balance is a big part of it as well. I don’t believe in over exercising, which can cause injury. I believe in four to five days of cardio with ankle weights followed by circuit of squats, lunges, planks, and burpees! I’ll take exercise classes and I’ll incorporate moves and strength exercises that I’ve learned from trainers over the years.
Gabriel Lan: Speaking of Twitter, at last count, how many times HAVE you been suspended or completely forced to create a new account? LoL You’re so naughty…
Sarah Vandella: Yeah, I was suspended for being a naughty girl on Twitter, but I made nice and so far so good! I did have to start from scratch last year after the 2014 AVN’s, but with support from industry friends, studios, and fans I’ve gotten my followers back. I look forward to increasing them!
Gabriel Lan: I know you can’t speak for everyone, but in your opinion has social media been just as much a positive for pornstars as it has been for the fans? Despite the drawbacks, i.e. the trolls and assholes that also come along with it.
Sarah Vandella: Absolutely, I believe social media has had a positive impact on allowing the fans to see that adult stars are approachable. We have a different kind of job, but Twitter for instance allows the fan an inside look at our lives. Also, I think social media is great because you can see-through the bullshit! You can see who’s consistent; you can see who actually cares, and who puts effort in. It’s a good thing!
Gabriel Lan: True or False: Was #TittieTuesday on Twitter was invented with Sarah Vandella specifically in mind?
Sarah Vandella: You’re too sweet!!! I actually would love to know the history behind #TittieTuesday, but sadly that’s false. I can’t take full credit!
Gabriel Lan: You have gone from ‘little to no anal’ to ‘Anal Warrior’ over the last couple of years, especially recently. Where did this newfound desire for anal come from? You really enjoy it now? It seems like you almost prefer it on screen these days.
Sarah Vandella: Well thank you. I have been enjoying it very much, indeed! I feel it was something that came with blossoming into my 30s! I’m hornier than ever and experiencing anal orgasms has become a huge turn on for me! I took my time and have done it on my terms 100%. It feels awesome to be able to share this chapter of my career with my fans!
Gabriel Lan: Also in the last couple of years, you’ve done a lot of interracial scenes. Not that you weren’t doing IR before, but it seems like you’re in virtually every big IR release and/or anal movie lately lol. Do you have a preference when it comes to scenes? How about off screen?
Sarah Vandella: I’m thrilled to have been able to shoot IR for some of the best companies out there including Arch Angel’s “Anal Warriors 2“, Evil Angel’s “Anal Angels” directed by Jonni Darkko and Hustler Video’s “A Darker Shade“. I’m 8 years in the biz, and still being presented with opportunities to work with incredible studios and talent, which is really all I could ask for. As for off screen, truth be told, I’m super shy and picky! If I think a guy is hot or sexy, I will usually make the first move. Problem is the ones I like are usually taken!
Gabriel Lan: You have done multiple blow bangs and gangbangs now. Is being overwhelmed by copious amounts of dick something you fantasize about? Are you in fact living out your own fantasies in those scenes?
Sarah Vandella: Oh my… got hot reading this question! Yes blow/gang bangs are a huge fantasy for me! So much that I remember day dreaming about boys in my grade school as a young girl, and having them lined up in front of me and just being passed around! I’m pretty sure in those fantasies it was make out, heavy petting only, because I was still pretty innocent! And, it’s only overwhelming in a very good fun way!
Gabriel Lan: Over the last couple of years, your Girl/Girl scenes haven’t been as frequent as they were in the past Is that by design? Are you simply more focused than ever on dick? We will continue to see you teamed with other gorgeous ladies, I hope….
Sarah Vandella: Hmmm…h, I’m definitely not forgetting about the ladies. I just shot a very hot girl/girl with Tara Morgan for Elegant Angel / Club 59’s “Teach Me 4“. Also I had a lovely girl/girl with the sexy Jade Nile for Hustler’s “A Darker Shade” in 2015. And before that in 2014, I shot a very hot scene with Daisy Haze for Zero Tolerence’s “Kittens & Cougars 8“…I love shooting anything from solo to dialogue sequences to hardcore sex with both girls and guys!
Gabriel Lan: You’ve already taken your game to ‘the next level’ in my humble opinion, so what is the “next level” for you? What are some things you haven’t done that you want to try?
Sarah Vandella: Well my hopes and goals are to obtain some awards and recognition. My dream is to win Best Actress.
Gabriel Lan: Is that a long term goal and aspiration for you? Winning AVN Awards?
Sarah Vandella: Yes! Absolutely! I would love to win AVN Best Actress. And be inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame.
Gabriel Lan: What do you hope / plan / want to see yourself doing, say…five years from now?
Sarah Vandella: Still shooting porn and building my fan base even more, more feature dancing of course, and I would love to eventually direct…and have an AVN for Best Actress sitting on my mantle.
Gabriel Lan: What’s next for Sarah Vandella? What do you have upcoming that you’re really excited about?
Sarah Vandella: What’s next is continuing to shoot porn for SarahVandella.com, as well as other companies. Fans have more access to me than ever before. They can request Custom Videos from me at Customs4U.com. Fans can also call or text me directly at Dreamlover.com and find my name under lovers and click to purchase.
Gabriel Lan: If the ‘Real Housewives of” wherever were cast with pornstars, would the shows be any better? Certainly the makeup sex after the fights and arguments would be exponentially better lol. ‘Real Housewives of Chatsworth’? ‘Real Housewives of the San Fernando Valley’ maybe?
Sarah Vandella: I love all the housewives! Totally a guilty pleasure of mine! I don’t know if porn stars would make it better as those housewives are pretty ruthless!
Gabriel Lan: I heard somewhere that your parents have been married for 40 years. Wow! That’s a special relationship in today’s world.
Sarah Vandella: Yes, 37 years! They are high school sweethearts, totally a generation thing, just not the same.
Gabriel Lan: Do you think you will ever get married? Is that something you want someday?
Sarah Vandella: Currently, I’m not looking for a husband, but if I fall in love, I would be receptive to the possibility of monogamy but that’s a whole other ball game!
Gabriel Lan: What would it take for a guy to keep you interested for 40 years?
Sarah Vandella: He better be a really good pussy eater!
Gabriel Lan: You are a New York girl, so let’s just clear up a few of these: Yankees or Mets? Giants or Jets? Rangers or Islanders?
Gabriel Lan: Is New York City, in fact, THE Greatest City in the World?
Sarah Vandella: I believe it is because there is such a fantastic melting pot of culture all in one place! Museums, restaurants, music & theatre venues — no other place like it!
Gabriel Lan: IF NYC is the greatest city in the world, what is the 2nd greatest?
Sarah Vandella: Oh man, you’re putting me on the spot! It’s hard to say because I’ve been to many beautiful places! I can’t choose just one lol
Gabriel Lan: You’ve already taken your game to ‘the next level’, so what is the “next level” for you? What are some things you haven’t done that you want to try?
Gabriel Lan: Are you as adventurous off screen as you are as a performer? Not sexually speaking, more in the things you do for fun, hobbies, things that interest you, etc.
Sarah Vandella: I enjoy hiking and being outside only when the weather permits. I also like to read, watch movies and TV, and just enjoy my down time.
Gabriel Lan: You mentioned how you “took my time and have done it on my terms 100%”. Do you think that’s a big key to having longevity in this industry? Certainly it’s worked for you. Do you think more girls coming into porn now are seeing it that way as well?
Sarah Vandella: I can’t answer for others, but for me it was about finding the balance between on and off camera and finding how to make it work.
Gabriel Lan: Since you mentioned “blossoming into your 30s”, what are your thoughts on women in the adult industry, for the most part, being categorized as a MILF if they are in their 30s? How does the MILF label sit with you? There are plenty of studies that show women hit their sexual peak during that this age. Why can’t they just be ‘smoking hot, experienced ladies who know what they like, want, and need? I mean, besides that being way too long of a category lol
Sarah Vandella: You’re exactly right! There ARE plenty of studies that show women hit their sexual peak during this stage of their life. So why can’t they just be ‘smoking hot, experienced ladies who know what they like, want, and need? I agree! The label doesn’t bother me at all. It sells and it’s funny. Anyone that takes it too seriously should relax because it’s all in good fun!
You can find the positively radiant Sarah Vandella on social media:
With the XBiz Show and the Adult Entertainment Expo right around the corner, photographer John A. Mozzer (who is also known around these parts as performer Alan Adrian) shared a bunch of photos he took around the 1987 Winter CES – when the adult exhibitors were tucked away on the second floor of the Sahara.
We can’t recommend enough getting lost and clicking around John’s meticulously captioned galleries over on SmugMug – it’s a cornucopia of the NYC downtown scene (and elsewhere) peppered with some familiar faces and a really great eye for the candid…
Click on the picture below to see the rest of the CES gallery:
The 2016 AVN Awards were handed out on January 23, 2016 at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. The show was hosted by performers Anikka Albrite,Joanna Angel and comedienne Kate Quigley.
Live from my newly remodeled man cave in the suburbs of warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA it’s time for the 6th Annual Spank Bank Awards, proudly presented to you by IAFD.com! The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideal of giving recognition to the dirty little sluts in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they deserve from some other awards shows. This year’s collection of perverted honors features a record number of major categories, including (for the 1st time in Spank Bank history) awards for Website, Production Studio, and Director of the Year along with Dick of the Year for the male performers. And as always, there is an abundance of ‘technical’ awards (to be given out at a separate ceremony later this month) giving kudos on a variety of subjects.
The titles of ‘Ho Holes of the Year’, ‘Dirty Little Slut of the Year’, and the highly coveted ‘Most Spanked To Girl of the Year’ – aka the unholy trinity of filthy awards excellence – were once again an all out war for slutty supremacy. Whether they win or not, every single nominee should be commended for not only their contribution to porn, but for their generous donations to the welfare of mankind in general. Especially to the dirty minded perverts among us. So, without further ado, the results of this year’s Spank Bank Awards:
* Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (me), noted adult film connoisseurs (me), outside adult industry media insiders (me), x-rated film fans (me), and a committee chairman (also me). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.
I dread doing a write-up after every conventions; sometimes procrastinating until the next year comes up and realising that I forgot to from the gaps in our archive. This was my 14th AVN and I have been to at least 30 conventions overall. Anyone who actually attends these things can vouch the amount of fatigue that sets in after coming home. It’s not just physical but mental because your brain had been bombarded with stimuli. My colleagues and other porn people have noted in the past that I am not much of a talker after semi-patiently waiting in line, and our conversations are reduced to my nodding at them and some clicks. I do this because I have to catch up with a lot of people, and I don’t want to hold up the fan lines.
So getting that out of the way, here are the photos:
Convention photosAwards photos
(Click on the photos to be brought to the Flickr Galleries)
Some observations:
The first person I saw and greeted upon arriving at the convention hotel was James Deen. I shook his hand and did not see him again until near the end of the AVN Awards when he flitted through with Chanel Preston. I did not observe whether he was treated as a pariah during the festivities but did overhear conversations of talent defending him and fans excited to meet him.
After years of improvement, the expo and awards show regressed this year with security and logistics. Perhaps the show hired a new security firm because they were more heavy handed this year and clueless about controlling the crowds. What was even funnier was watching security block the awards production staff from setting up the awards.
Webcam companies dominated the show in terms of square footage and sponsorship. Myfreecams girls were everywhere and the Chaturbate booth was huge. I didn’t meet many webcam models because they seemed more interested in their laptops and webcams than the crowds.
The best booth to hang out at was Colette/X-Art, especially in meeting Leah Gotti and Alex Grey. Second best was Jules Jordan’s booth featuring Riley Reid who for the fifth year in a row was the most popular girl at the convention. Bella Danger may have been the second most popular girl at the convention.
Mick Blue and Anikka Albrite were easily the most accessible couple, greeting fans far outside of the hospices of the convention.
The most inaccessible booth again was Wicked Pictures. Their directors and contract girls have always been great when you actually get to meet them, but their security and support staff are less than genial to deal with.
Aria Alexander, winner of the second season of DP Star, apologised for squinting due to cum in her eye while we were taking a selfie. Even though I heard her then, I did not process that in my head until reviewing the photo.
Jillian Janson was a tornado at night and sunshine during the day. I was my less than optimal self following her, Kimmy Granger, and Trillium around.
A lot of people surmised that the award winners knew ahead of time of their wins. You wouldn’t believe that after seeing Penny Pax react to her winning Best Actress with tears. I also saw the juxtaposition of reactions of Riley Reid and the other nominees for Female Performer of the Year to know that their emotions are authentic.
The 6th Annual Spank Bank awards are almost upon us.
The Spank Bank Awards were founded on the ideal of giving recognition to the all our favorite performers in the adult industry who may (or may not) receive the accolades they deserve from some other awards shows.
As with the other Hollywood award shows, there are too many awards to be handed out during the main ceremony, so we held a luncheon ceremony earlier in the week at an offsite location at a table for one.
In its now traditional locale of @gabriel_lan‘s lavish living room in warm, sunny Nowhere Special, USA, the 5th annual Spank Bank Awards show was bigger and better than ever this year.
The Spank Bank Awards are voted on by a panel of porn critics (@gabriel_lan), noted adult film connoisseurs (@gabriel_lan), outside adult industry media insiders (@gabriel_lan), x-rated film fans (@gabriel_lan), and a committee chairman (also @gabriel_lan). Nominees who entice or influence the panel with any form of ‘sweet talking’, ‘sexual innuendo’, ‘buttering up’, or outright eluding to sexual favors greatly increase their chances of winning.
I’ve written in the past about how much I enjoy Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry Seinfeld’s web series of people doing just that. I also very much liked Woodrocket’s Parody of that with Veruca James and James Deen… and now Nikki Glaser is throwing her, er, hat, into the ring mashing up Seinfeld’s show with all those “girls sitting on Sybian” videos, tho the Hitachi Magic Wand pinch hits for the Sybian.
Nikki and Sara have a fun discussion about sex all while trying to retain some sort of composure in a coffee shop.
With an index listing hundreds of thousands of porn movie titles and pornstars alike, the internet adult film database is the premier resource for information about the American porn community on the web.
We here at IAFD are constantly striving to provide our users with the most complete information available on all your favorite pornstars. To help further that agenda we decided to go straight to the stars themselves to find out a little more about them. Things they like, their hobbies, favorite this or that, etc. along with some basic information and statistics in a segment we call “Just The Facts, Ma’am”.
In this installment, we feature someone who’s become a true superstar since joining the industry in 2012. The ever popular and totally badass Romi Rain
Name:Romi Rain Date of Birth: January 12th, 1988 Place of Birth: Boston, Massachusetts Height: 5’5″-1/2 Weight: Between 115-125, depending on how much I’m working out and cooking. ;) Measurements: 34DD-23-32
Eye Color: Hazel Hair Color: Super dark brown, nearly black. It shines a little reddish in the sun. Shoe Size: 7-1/2 Dress Size: 2 Ethnic Background: Sicilian
Tattoos: A back piece of a phoenix, peonies and cherry blossoms, four feline paws on my right calf, 3 stars behind my right ear, meneki neko on my left wrist, cherries and an eternity vine wrapped around my right wrist. Piercings: Navel, three studs in each ear Social Media Address(s):
*Twitter:@Romi_Rain
*Instagram:@romirain Website:www.RomiRain.com Amazon Wish List:Romi Rain
1st Scene: My first solo was for PlayboyTV, my first girl-girl was ‘Girl Fever’ with Abigail Mac for New Sensations, my first boy-girl was for Naughty America, the 2nd the day after was for Brazzers. Most Memorable Scene To Date: All the scenes on ‘Romi Rain Darkside’ are all favorites, and all the crazy scenes from my Brazzers‘Deadly Rain’ series, since I had a hand in everything from wardrobe to makeup to the scenes themselves, along with the dark vibe of it all. It has my favorite BJ scene and my 2nd ever DP / Airtight scene. My 1st DP / Airtight was for Brazzers House, which was a new porn reality competition that I won :)
Favorite Position(s): Cowgirl is great for orgasms, the variety of missionary just feel fantastic, doggy is hot if the guy is aggressive/passionate and pulls me back against him/slaps my ass/holds my hair… ;) Turn Ons: Good energy, a silly/dark humor, tattoos (but not required), big smiles, real conversations, fitness, deep kissing, confident in their skin & with sexuality, ambitious but still likes to relax and enjoy the simple things in life. It’s hard to say with looks because I really do not have a “type”.
Turn Offs: Bad manners, dishonesty, the two-faced, the narrow-minded, rudeness to waitstaff, lack of empathy, lack of motivation/laziness, people who sleep all day, bad hygiene…basically don’t be a dirty, sleazy dickhead. lol Favorite Food(s): Sushi, Pasta’s with red meat sauce, fresh fruit, anything sweet…french fries are pretty fantastic too. Favorite Movie(s): Anything by Quentin Tarantino.
Favorite TV Show(s): Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Dexter, Orange is the new Black, Bobs Burgers, American Dad Favorite Music Genre(s): Always a bit more of a rock or alternative girl, but I’m a sucker for a great voice or lyrics so I’ll listen to almost anything. Sometimes when I go to sleep I’ll listen to instrumentals or mediation music. I’m not crazy about ‘club/house/rave’ style music much unless I’m at actually at those locations. lol Favorite Color: Bright Blues, Purples, Black, Gold
Favorite or Dream Vacation Destination: Bali would be amazing. Pet(s): I have two cats from the same litter I adopted 7 years ago. I want to get a dog in the next year though! Pastimes or Hobbies: Anything outdoors (in Summer), watching movies, cooking, exercise, real estate, meditation, hot sex?
If I wasn’t in the adult industry, I would probably: I’d continue with my Marine Biology and Pyschology degrees. I’ve thought about getting into real estate, not to just sell homes, but to flip them…renovations get me hot. ;)
If I wasn’t in the adult industry, I would probably: I’d continue with my Marine Biology and Pyschology degrees. I’ve thought about getting into real estate, not to just sell homes, but to flip them…renovations get me hot. ;)
By cataloging thousands of both porn movie titles and pornstars alike, the internet adult film database is the premier resource for information about the American porn community on the web.
Since we here at IAFD are constantly striving to provide our users with the most complete information available on all your favorite pornstars, we decided to go straight to the stars themselves to find out a little more about themselves to help further that agenda We asked them about things they like, dislike, their favorite this and that, their hobbies, etc. in a little segment we call “Just The Facts, Ma’am”.
In this installment, we feature the recent Spank Bank Awards ‘Sexiest Woman Alive’ winner…..who also just happens to be one of the nicest: the stunning Karla Kush
Tattoos: I have 4. Sunshine above the knuckle on my left ring finger, LOVE below the knuckle of the same finger. ‘Let It Be’ on my left inner wrist. It was my 1st tattoo. Went with my mom and a girlfriend when I was 17. On my outer right forearm, I have a Reiki symbol for the Sanskrit word for peace (pronounced ‘shanti’) and it’s surrounded by lotus flowers. And I have a Sacred Ohm symbol on the back of my neck.
The X-Rated Critics Organization (XRCO) announced the nominees for the 32nd annual XRCO Awards Show, taking place June 22 at OHM nightclub in Hollywood.
The nominations for the 2016 XRCO Awards are as follows:
By cataloging over a hundred thousand porn movie titles and pornstars alike, the internet adult film database is the premier resource for information about the American porn community on the web.
We here at IAFD are constantly striving to provide our users with the most complete information available on all your favorite pornstars, so we decided to go straight to the stars themselves to find out a little more about them. We asked them about things they like, dislike, their favorite this and that, their hobbies, etc. in a little segment we call “Just The Facts, Ma’am”.
In this installment, we feature sweet, petite, sexy Vietnamese sensation Cindy Starfall
As the premier resource for information about the American porn community on the web, the internet adult film database catalogs hundreds of thousands of both porn movie titles and pornstars alike.
Here at IAFD, we are constantly striving to provide our users with the most complete information available on all your favorite pornstars. To help further that agenda, we went straight to the stars themselves to find out a little more about them… things they like, things they dislike, their favorite things, their hobbies, etc. in a little segment we call ‘Just The Facts, Ma’am”.
In this installment, we feature literally one of the most naturally pretty girls in the entire adult industry: all America beauty Samantha Rone
1st Scene: It was ‘Amateur Introductions 1’ for Amateur Allure
Most Memorable Scene So Far: It hasn’t been published yet, but soon :)
Favorite Position(s): Doggy
Turn Ons: Neck bites/kisses
Turn Offs: Bad breath, smelly lady/man parts ….
Favorite Food(s): Pasta! All FOOD!
Favorite Movie(s): Rocky Horror Picture Show, Guardians Of The Galaxy, Lord Of The Rings (all)
Favorite TV Show(s): Dexter, Once Upon A Time, Walking Dead, Pushing Daises
Favorite Book(s): Harry Potter(all) Interview with a Vampire, anything by Scott Westerfield!
Favorite Music Genre(s): Country, EDM, R&B… everything really!
Favorite Color: Hunter green
Favorite or Dream Vacation Destination: Belize. Beautiful place with great food and nice people :)
Pet(s): I have two cats
Pastimes or Hobbies: Rock climbing, hiking, wake boarding, Netflix….
If I wasn’t in the adult industry, I would probably be: Working as a nurse.
My ultimate dream job (other than porn) would be: A Victoria Secret model or Taylor swift lol
After a four year absence, I returned to Chicago for an Exxxotica. I usually try to attend one Exxxotica a year, and my plan was originally to go to Dallas until Dallas decided to ban Exxxotica from its convention center and initiate a legal battle.
Not much has changed about the Chicago show other than new faces in the industry. Again the busiest day of the show was the first night when they allowed ladies to attend for free. With the Anime Midwest convention occurring concurrently, I thought it would be a great opportunity for cross-attendance, but that mostly happened on that first night after the anime convention hours ended. Women and men fit right in with their revealing cosplay uniforms.
Click on Chloe for the Flickr gallery of the convention
The highlight of the convention was a wedding of an Exxxotica producer, Tita, officiated by Evan Stone. Tita rode in on a horse with a dildo for a unicorn horn.
I saw the return of multiple award winners and Hall of Famers, Hillary Scott and Briana Banks. There was a point in 2009 where I couldn’t recognise Hillary because of her hairstyle change back then, but there was no trouble this year with her familiar blonde wavy locks.
The absences included Skin Diamond and Kimmy Granger. Skin’s was notable since she was scheduled to perform a cabaret show on stage each day, and well Kimmy is Kimmy.
I followed respectively a day in the lives of Vicki Chase, Chloe Amour, and Christiana Cinn. I think the most fascinating thing about seeing behind the curtain are the different personalities and how they approach the mundane tasks that prepare them to meet their fans.
I didn’t bring my camera into the after-parties because they were not allowed in the VIP section. I had two choices, either to drink with the VIPs or not drink outside the VIP section, so the choice was easy.
We’ve all heard (and probably even used) the expression ‘Great minds think alike’, but how much truth is there in that statement? Is it just a playful expression with nothing more to it than that?
But what if it IS true? What does that mean for people with ‘dirty minds’? Do they think alike too? We here at IAFD wanted to know, so we set out to do some research and try to find out for ourselves. Who better to enlist in this undertaking than some of the dirtiest, filthiest minds we could think of – pornstars, of course!
To do this, we needed to establish a baseline for evaluating our analysis. For this baseline, we turned to the fans and their inquiring, perverted minds for a select few questions that virtually all pornstars are commonly asked by the average fan.
Basically, we went straight to the stars themselves and asked them all the same questions virtually every fan always wanted to ask, to see if there were any common themes in how pornstars think.
AJ Applegate: “I love making out! I’m a make out whore lol. If your a good kisser you will make my pussy instantly wet and I will become uncontrollably horny :)”
Charlotte Sartre: “Above all else, I love feeling the other person getting horny. Their heart beats faster, they start breathing heavier, they get hard/wet and it makes me want them even more.”
Aria Alexander: “I love seeing men stroke their cocks. Either masturbating or washing it in the shower, pretty much any reason a man would have to jack himself off I LOVE. Even more simple stuff does it sometimes, like when my husband readjusts himself through his pants or whips it out to pee. Hehe :)”
Sasha Heart: “After being in the industry as long as I have and getting older and now knowing what I know about sex, what actually gets me horny the most is the tease of it all.
The lead up to the act itself. The waiting and wanting of the person. Even more so if I’ve never had them before. Texting and calling, sending naughty photos. Going back and forth together with the desire to have them is almost more fun than actually the act itself. Sometimes when you get to know that said person, they aren’t everything you thought they might be and the sex sorta sucks, so the flirting was the hottest part. So that has become the best moments: the lead up; the fore play; the tease of everything.”
Moe ‘The Monster’ Johnson: “There’s two answers for that question: personally & professionally. Personally, it’s intimate foreplay. Professionally, definitely women who express vocally how and what my Johnson makes her feel. Chemistry is everything.”
Alison Rey: “Dirty talk is my weakness. If a guy whispers to me the horribly dirty things he’s going to do once he’s inside me, I go nuts and I get SOAKED. There’s no better way to get my pussy ready.”
Gia Paige: “Everything… life, the world. I think I’m always horny because I can’t really think of a time when I wouldn’t have sex. Even when I was in the hospital I managed to have sex.”
Desiree Lopez: “Hot women. College girls. Any and every Dominatrix. A six pack with a penis. Tattoos. Deepthroating. Gagging. Rope. Polish men and women. Tacos. Sushi.”
Ryan Riesling: “This is weird, but I love watching people concentrate on something. It’s a huge turn-on for me. During the action, kissing my neck is the best way to get me going. Taking charge of the situation is also very sexy.”
There are girls with a great sense of humor, and then there’s Missy Martinez, who would give Kristen Wiig a run for her money, and probably make Amy Schumer blush. Self deprecating, sarcastic, downright filthy, and being a total cornball are all in Missy’s comedic repertoire. She is freaking hilarious, but that’s not her only great attribute.
Never mind the fact that she’s a college graduate and a total brainiac who could make someone with above average intelligence feel like a simpleton if she felt like it. Forget about how she’s a well known video game nerd, who hanging out would be like hanging out with one of the guys, one of the really cool guys technically, but with one big exception….. Ain’t no guys you’re hanging out with that look like this!!! Missy Martinez is smokin’ hot!!! Ask her of course, and she’ll tell you there are two BIG exceptions, both of which are located on her chest.
As her well over 100 credits on IAFD can attest, big boobs alone haven’t allowed Missy this much career longevity though. She is well rounded in her sexual prowess to say the least, and well rounded in every other aspect as well. In my opinion, she’s one of the coolest, most impressive, and all around fun ladies around.
Missy Martinez: My mind is a dark, scary place. Like my vagina. Twitter has given me access to ruining everyone’s day.
Gabriel Lan: You have a GREAT sense of humor. (Haha) Twisted, of course, but GREAT nonetheless. To what do you attribute your comedic timing, delivery, and sense of humor in general?
Missy Martinez: Thank you! Life is shitty and then we die. I try to make people chuckle in between the masturbation and misery.
Gabriel Lan: My dad always said, “If you can’t take a joke, fuck ya….”. I would assume you abide by this ideal as well LoL. I mean, if you can’t laugh at yourself, right?
Missy Martinez: Either EVERYTHING is funny or NOTHING is funny. There is no such thing as “too soon” or “off limits”. I poke fun at sensitive issues/events because that’s how I deal with stress/tragedy and life in general. If people are looking to me to be a “moral compass”, that compass will lead you straight to hell.
Gabriel Lan: Have you ever done standup comedy? I’d imagine you would be great at it.
Missy Martinez: I’ve done standup comedy many times at The Comedy Store. Comedian Brian Redban encouraged me to pursue comedy and give it a shot. He’s my “Comedy Yoda”. I just need to drag my tits back up on stage.
Gabriel Lan: There’s something I saw you mention recently, and I wasn’t sure if you were just horsing around…. You said that you don’t speak very much Spanish? Is that true??? Where did you grow up?
Missy Martinez: I speak less Spanish than Donald Trump. I grew up in SoCal, my dad is brown and my mom is white. I enjoy hot sauce.
Gabriel Lan: What was ‘Missy Martinez’ like before she became the porn super star she is today?
Missy Martinez: I could never keep clothes on as a kid and had to be the center of attention. It was only a matter of time.
Gabriel Lan: You’re actually a college graduate though, correct? What was your major and what do you have a degree in?
Missy Martinez: I have my degree in Criminal Justice with an emphasis on Biology. I’m trained to perform autopsies. I just deal with different “stiffs” right now.
Gabriel Lan: So, your understanding of rigor mortis gives you even more insight into erections then?
Missy Martinez: Yes. It also makes me appreciate when the people I have sex with AREN’T in varying states of decomposition.
Gabriel Lan: Do you have aspirations of working in that field once/if you ever decide to leave the adult industry?
Missy Martinez: That was my goal. Sadly, there is a lot of nepotism in the autopsy world, so it’s competitive with few employment openings. I’ll have to get back to you on this one.
Gabriel Lan: Being in porn, you probably eventually get the chance to act out some of your personal fantasies, huh?
Missy Martinez: Oh, yeah. Getting paid to cum is cool.
Gabriel Lan: What’s something you haven’t done yet that you’re wanting to do?
Missy Martinez: DIRECT!!! My mind is flooded with erotic nonsense I need to unleash on the world.
Gabriel Lan: Have you had discussions with any companies about directing? Surely someone has thought about giving you a platform to express your own vision….
Missy Martinez: I’ve been in touch with a few companies, but nothing is concrete yet. LoL I’ll name my firstborn (that I don’t abort) after whoever gives me the opportunity.
Gabriel Lan: If anyone wanting to hire new directors is out there reading this, what sorts of “erotic nonsense” would you like to unleash on the world?
Missy Martinez: Without giving away my ideas, it would basically be the meshing of my sexuality and obtuse sense of humor. Boners and laughter: that is the goal.
Gabriel Lan: Let’s say I’m giving you full creative authority and a virtual unlimited budget (by industry standards anyway) to make a porn parody. What would it be? Who stars in it, and do you put yourself in the movie at all?
Missy Martinez: I would make “Pootie Tang XXX”, for obvious reasons. The name is pornographic enough. I would play every role.
Gabriel Lan: Obviously, we are going to talk about your tits. I mean, as you’ve said, you paid good money for them, so we ARE going to talk about them. But first, I want to talk about your pretty pink butthole. How do you keep it so beautiful? Do you have a workout
regime….for your butthole, I mean. Inquiring minds want to know!!! LoL
Missy Martinez: My asshole is made out of space age polymers (also used on the Hubble Telescope). I just give it breaks and make sure it’s always shaved.
Gabriel Lan: In a new era of lots of girls having bush in the industry, you have remained in the ‘smooth as silk’ category. Do you just prefer the bald feel/look?
Missy Martinez: I look weird with a bush. I’ve had landing strips before but it just doesn’t look right on me. Maybe later I’ll try again.
Gabriel Lan: Not only do you have one of the ‘smartest’ mouths in all of ….well, the world, honestly… but it is also one of the absolute sexiest. How often do you hear that “I bet she (you) could suck a golf ball through a garden hose” line?
Missy Martinez: People either LOVE or HATE my fake lips. It’s not permanent, but people still freak out. I mean, how else are people going to know I have low self esteem?!
Gabriel Lan: So, the boobs…. What made you decide to get them enhanced? Has having them made a big difference in how you feel about yourself or your own sexuality?
Missy Martinez: I had saggy pancake boobs. I was super insecure and wanted to feel comfortable topless. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Gabriel Lan: What would you view as ‘too big’?
Missy Martinez: ‘Too big’ would be at the point when I feel awkward hugging my dad with them.
Gabriel Lan: You had a toy come out recently, molded from your very….ummm….likeness lol. What was that like? Who made it, and where can your fans go out and get it?
Missy Martinez: Doc Johnson fulfilled mine and the world’s prayers by molding my taco! It was super awesome, and the only time I’m cool with having the word “mold” next to my vagina. Get it soon at MyPocketPussy.com/missymartinez
Gabriel Lan: You are pretty active with webcamming as well. When do you start doing that, and how much do you think it, in general, has affected the adult industry?
Missy Martinez: I’m on Streamate most days that I’m not shooting. It’s money, plus I enjoy orgasms. It’s a great way to interact with fans and make new ones.
Gabriel Lan: Have you, for the most part, had a positive experience with webcamming?
Missy Martinez: It has definitely helped me be a better performer. I’m an amazing dirty talker now.
Gabriel Lan: You’ve been in the business for 7 years now, so you’ve been on a LOT of porn sets. What, for you, makes for a good (or even great) day on set?
Missy Martinez: Be efficient and not waste time and please have snacks. Bonus points for gummy bears.
Gabriel Lan: It is common knowledge that you are an uber nerd, gamer girl….. what kind of games do you like? Do you play online?
Missy Martinez: I’ve been gaming since I was 7. I prefer First Person Shooters predominately but I also play some MMOs. Currently I just beat the Fallout 4 DLC ‘“Automatron”. I play sparingly online because I’m a campaign girl at heart.
Gabriel Lan: Your wardrobe, at least what I’ve seen, consist of a LOT of bikinis and high heels. What is your typical ‘lying around the house’ or ‘I’m gaming today’ attire?
Missy Martinez: The “bikini/heel” combo is what I wear when I’m slangin’ my holes on webcam. My typical lounging attire is usually a big, comfy shirt and nothing else.
Gabriel Lan: Other than gaming, what else do you enjoy doing in your free time?
Missy Martinez: I enjoy naps, drinking wine, and anonymous bathroom sex.
Gabriel Lan: Clearly, you have all the qualities that the vast majority of people find ‘sexy’. What do you find ‘sexy’? What attracts you to another person? What does someone have to do to be in a relationship with you…… or at least get in your pants?
Missy Martinez: Be smart and be funny. You’re a shoe-in if you meet both of those criteria. I don’t have a specific “type”. Bonus points if you’re a sociopath.
Gabriel Lan: If we’re being honest, we ALL have some sort of fetish; something that just turns you on, whether it’s a completely ‘normal’ turn on, or something that’s just off the wall ‘odd’. What is your biggest fetish?
Missy Martinez: I enjoy being choked in my personal life. I’m like a slutty victim.
Gabriel Lan: Let’s play a little game of ‘Murder, Marry, Fuck’… Murder, Marry, Fuck: Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Justin Beiber. And why?
Missy Martinez: Marry J.T., Fuck Kanye, and Kill Beiber. On second thought, I’ll just kill them all and then fuck their dead bodies.
Gabriel Lan: Murder, Marry, Fuck: Selena Gomez, Kim Kardashian, Demi Lovato. And why?
Missy Martinez: Kill Kim 3 times.
Gabriel Lan: 2016 is an election year, so if you were a presidential candidate, what would you’re platform consist of? What would be the issues you were firing up your constituents over?
Missy Martinez: I’m Mexican. I’m not allowed to vote, let alone run for office lol.
Gabriel Lan: Your showcase movie ‘Missy Martinez Fucked Ra’ contains your 1st and only DP. What will your next “1st” be?
Missy Martinez: A gangbang would be neat.
Gabriel Lan: ‘Fucked Ra’ is obviously a reference to the Egyptian sun god Ra. If you were an Egyptian goddess, what would you be? The Egyptian goddess of what?
Missy Martinez: The Egyptian Goddess of Sarcasm and Pretty Pink Buttholes.
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TITLE: #MCCHICKEN
DIRECTOR: No Director Credited
LENGTH: 17 seconds
PLOT: A fast food sandwich is used as a masturbation aid.
SEXUAL ACTION: A large black dick is seen penetrating a bun. There is no indication that a chicken patty is involved; nor can any lettuce or cheese be seen. The mayo does make for a nice lubricating sluice.
CAMERAWORK: A single handheld shot, typical of the POV genre.
SET DECOR: A simple red bedspread dominates the shot which contrasts nicely with the ebony penis and slushy white mayo coating it.
CLIMAX: None. Like most things on social media – it’s a looping clip with much hoopla and no payoff.
VERDICT: If you’ve never seen porn before, you’ll be SHOCKED. Otherwise, been there, and you might have done that…
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