Tonight on Playboy Radio (4:40 Pacific / 7:40 Eastern) I’ll be talking with Debi Diamond and Nicki Hunter about Ramsey Karson’s 1977 classic, Desires Within Young Girls.  (This is another casualty of 70s morals not syncing up with the morals of the early 21st century, as the film has been cut from it’s original running time of 103 minutes to 87 minutes due to some implications of how young the titular “young girls” really are… by way of example, you’ll note most series from the early 2000s all suddenly were branded as “College Girls…” instead of just “Girls…”)

The movie starts right off with a blowjob backlight by a fireplace as Madeline Stone (Georgina Spelvin) and her husband Charlie (a disguised-to-be-older John Leslie) are going at it.  She narrates her sex in a rapid fire beat chick cadence yelling “Ride me!  Ride me!”, and John over-exaggerates his southern accent.  They got at it, and John starts wheezing, and he jokes that he’s getting old.  She says that he’s not old judging by the evidence that she’s riding, and then shortly after he falls out of her, prompting the admonition: “Ah, look what you done.  You broke the stride.  Put my evidence back where it was…” as she remounts him…. when she finally cums, she leaps off and jerks him off, and we see cum flying in silhouette behind the fireplace… and then he dies, leaving Maddie to ponder her fate with a succinct “Oh, shit.”  Smash cut to the credits.

The credits are rolled over a static shot of a limosuine which then drives to the Ballentine School for Girls where Maddie is picking up her step-daughters Cecelia (Annette Haven) and Penelope (Clair Dia).  We get a shot of Cissy coquettishly smiling at Marty, the chauffeur (John Seeman).  The girls are being brought home because their stepmother needs them to land a rich man so they can maintain their wealthy lifestyle.

We then cut to the girls in their rooms — Annette is looking at Playgirl, Clair is writing in her journal and talking on the phone, then Annette is trying on a variety of outfits; watching her not fit into a jumpsuit is one of life’s small pleasures.  Then the girls apply their makeup with the score bouncing back and forth between two themes, one for each girl.

Cut to Georgina on the phone: “Mark, be careful with Cissy, she’s prone toward puppy love…  that wasn’t funny, Mark.  You can leave your sense of humor home, with your cocker spaniel.”

We’re supposed to get a scene with Annette Haven and  John Seeman who plays the chauffeur, but the scene was cut from the modern DVD release, likely for the implications of the scene that she’s underage with an older man.  But the entire sequence is cut out and we don’t really miss it in the narrative scheme of things.

Next up is John Leslie as Mark (NOT playing Georgina’s husband) teaching Penelope (Clair Dia)  about how to seduce a man.  This scene is classic John Leslie.  All cool and charming, he has Clair undress him, making sure to have her spend time playing with his chest hair and his nipples.  He returns the favor, spending quite some time on her breasts before having her remove his pants.  This is a pretty languid scene with lots of kissing.  He works his way down her body, spending more time on her nipples (like little erasers they are!) and spends some time orally pleasing her.  (It should be noted the print this transfer came from is pretty badly damaged with surface noise, but it does not affect the hotness of the scene.)

Finally they get down to the fucking, and he mounts her in missionary, and there’s still a lot of kissing going on, and then he ever so easily sits her up and do a little sitting cowgirl before he lies down for the full ride-on.  He flips her back around onto her side and he goes at it side-saddle for a few strokes before finishing with the doggie.  The sex cuts around at this point, some cocksucking, some fucking, she’s on top, he’s on top and it finally ends with the patented John Leslie pull out and just cum, even tho Clair lends a helping hand a little which he then guides her hand, to finish her lesson.

Mom sends the two girls to a wealthy rancher’s spread to try to seduce his son (Jason, but he prefers Jace)  in the hopes of landing him and ensuring their continued financial stability.  Annette is dressed like a farmer’s daughter in a gingham top that can barely contain her breasts and cut-offs.

The rancher (Chesley Noone) is admonishing his son (Ray Wells) to treat the girls right lest he be sent off to agricultural college in the city.  When Annette steps out of the car, there are harps and rainbows surround the boy.  No sooner do they walk around back that they’re tearing at each other, and they end up in the stables.  He flatters her figure, saying “You’re build like a heifer in heat!” which makes her giggle.  He struggles to get her top off, and as soon as he does, he’s all over her tits.  She has an equally hard time trying to get his cock out of his pants, but finally works the button fly free so she can start sucking, while there’s fiddle and banjo playing on the soundtrack, and horses look on curiously.  Doesn’t take long for Jace to mount her doggie style (horsey style?) forcing her into the hay which causes her hay fever to flare up and she starts sneezing after while which must get him going because he starts getting ready to cum and saying things like “I’m going to put my number on you!” and then finally exclaiming “Yippee!”

This is a pretty funny scene.  Not a lot going on sexually (brief cocksucking, one position) but what is there is spirited, and we get to spend most of our time looking at Annette’s fine fine ass.  (Tho, all I could think about was how much that hay probably poked at her belly.)

As they cuddle post-coitus, he lays out their great life… her getting up at 5 to milk the cows, having a bunch of kids, every Sunday having the whole family over for fried chicken that they’ll cook themselves… “we’ll slaughter them ourselves! It’s easy! I’ll teach ya!  You just grab em by the neck…”" and Annette screams and runs away, thus ending their hopes with the cattlemen.

Next up, they attend a high-class party — on the steps Georgina lays it out “Girls, don’t forget.  We’re here to get a proposal or pregnant or ELSE.”

As they approach, our eyepatch clad host, Harrison (Frank Hollowell), is told:

“Harrison, it looks like your final guests are coming…”

“Baroness, before the night is over, ALL my guests will be cumming.”

The Baroness (Joan Devlon) and Maddie have their claws out upon introductions:

Harrison: Maddie used to be quite a game player –

Baroness: Before my time, I’m sure.

Maddie: Oh Baroness, I’m sure nothing was before your time…

ZING!

Maddie introduces the girls to Charles Dancer the Third (Turk Lyon), and they blush and run off to the powder room.  Maddie explains that there are some games to be played, and they should just follow the instructions on the cards they’ll be given.

“Darling, there’s no more sincere compliment in the world than a hard-on …  I know he’s insufferable, but he’s rich Rich RICH! The rich only get richer, and its the obligation of the poor to do something about it!  You have no idea baout poverty. Poor people have a very unattractive odor and bad teeth. ”

There’s a little scene between Marty and Cissy, where they smoke a little pot, but nothing comes of it beyond Annette looking divine.

There’s some small talk around the dinner table which culminates in discussion of The Game, and its goal: “Knowing and showing that he or she is the most versatile sexual athlete in this gathering of renowned superstars…”  There are two games, and you have to win both… Maddie bets Harrison she can predict the winner, if so, he’ll pay her $5,000, if not, she has to have a candlelight dinner with an old friend…

The first card we see reads: “You are a ravishing lesbian.  Ravish and enjoy.”

So the Barroness and the Fashion Model (Bonnie Holiday) go at it.  (“I’ve never made it with royalty before!” / “I’ve never been with a fashion model before!”) and we cut back to Harrison and Maddie watching the action on a closed-circuit TV.

The scene cuts back and forth from the room to the TV and back.  Bonnie eats out Joan, as Joan grips the headboard in delight.  It’s a pretty short scene, only about two minutes.  The model hands another card to the Baroness who reads it: “Your next encounter awaits behind the door.  YOUR turn to be ravished!”  Enter the black butler who pulls out his flaccid cock and as she sees it, she yells “Oh god, no way!  Dammit, Harrison!  You motherfucker!”

Cut to Maddie watching the Baroness on TV, saying to  Harrison “All class, that one.”

“You know Maddie, if I hadn’t rigged this game, I would have thought you had…” and he presses another button on the cable box (standing in for a remote) and we see another card:

“You have strong sadistic tendencies.  Within this room, someone will provide you pleasure in this area.”

We enter the room and see Cissy chained naked but for a garter belt against a stone wall in a room feeling queasy after the dinner.  (Goddamn does she look great.) The General is desperate to use some clamps on her, but she just wants Alka-Seltzer.  She cockblocks the General at every turn, she’s not having any of it; she just gives him mouth, and he almost breaks down and cries…. so she just masturbates and has the quickest orgasm on record… knocking The General out of the game.  An entertaining scene, if only for Annette’s insolence and disinterest.

Next room has Jon Martin as a shy fella who walks in on Abigail Clayton and Stacy Evans dressed in old-timey undergarments, and Abby is pushing a cloth up inside herself and has him pull it out with his mouth as Stacy undresses him and he moves on to full blown cunnilingus and then Stacy moves on to fellatio.  Stacy throws him onto the bed, wriggles out of her panties and climbs next to him as Abby pulls her stockings off and gets in bed with them.  She starts kissing down his legs and sucking on his toes as Stacy pays attention to his nipples and then they meet at his soft cock, which has the cloth wrapped around it.  They suck him off to get him hard, then Abby climbs on as he eats out Stacy.  He flips Abby over and starts fucking her as Stacy licks her tits.  Finally he takes Stacy doggie style as she sucks on her thumb and briefly thereafter launches a slo-mo Peter North-esque blast across her back.

Then Dominique (Sabrina) comes in and puts her high heel right into Jon’s cock, and he wants to go home, so he loses the game…

Next, Harrison hits a button and we see Charles and Penelope on a water bed, and after some horrible pillow talk, and as he starts sucking her tit, she asks him to “be careful of the lump… even tho I’m sure its not cancerous” which isn’t as much of as turn off as you might thin; but she continues to make up ailments until he finally stops.  (“It’s down!  It hasn’t been down since I was eight!“) Enter Cissy and she gets him hard again (“My God!  It came back to life!”) and we cut immediately to her sucking him off and him covering her in kisses ended up with him eating her out.  She rides him reverse cowgirl and on the last stroke lifts herself off him and jerks him off onto her belly.  It’s an amazingly hot end to a short-ish scene.  ”I may have blown the game with your sister, but at least this was really hot!… wasn’t it?”

Just want to throw a plug out there for a Kickstarter project we’ve donated to because it’s something that we, as classic porn fans, are pretty excited about.

Barbara Nitke was a stills photographer on porn sets in NYC back in the 1980s.  Now, thirty years on, she’s compiling some of her photos into a book. She needs to self-publish because the big publishers don’t want to touch a book that can only be bought by people over 18.  So, she’s using Kickstarter to fund the project.

She describes her book as:

American Ecstasy is my memoir of those roller coaster days.  I shot the pictures in this book while working as a stills person on 300 hardcore porn shoots in New York over the course of twelve years.  My images reveal the contradictions inherent in the business – great beauty, tinged with sadness, punctuated by surreal silliness.  I loved ironic moments when, in the middle of an orgy, they’d have to cut to put more film in the camera.  Everybody would yawn and look at their watch, hoping against hope there would be something decent for lunch.

As of now, she’s 2/3s of the way there, but she needs the last $8,000 to reach her goal and get the thing published, and I for one can’t wait to see the book.

Porn producer and performer Rick Savage send an email around in support of the project which said of the photos: “This set of photos gives you a beautiful and profound look at the people who worked in that world.  I absolutely cannot say enough about these photos and how easily and magically they touched me.”

You can see a sample of her work here: http://barbaranitke.com/americanecstacy.html and in the Kickstarter video over at the American Ecstasy page.  (My favorite is of Henri Pachard, on the set of Passion Chain (1987), giving direction to Nina Hartley as she’s sitting on Damien Cashmere‘s face. Priceless.)

You can donate as little as a dollar and from there, the only limit to your generosity is your own.  You get rewards depending on how much you can donate to the project and for a minimum of $50, you’ll get a copy of the book.  Under $50 and you’ll get a small print of one of the photos; over $50 and you’ll get the book plus some other swag.

She’s also got a Facebook Event page set up for the project and those interested in finding out more about it…

This story by originally appeared on YesPortal.com, a now defunct adult news and commentary website.  It was rescued thanks to the Internet Wayback Machine and can be found there via this link.  I have reprinted it here because I think it’s worth sharing…

Porn For Valentine’s Day? Well, OK!
by Henri Pachard
02/14/03

It figures. Once again, my favorite adult news and gossip group, Adult DVD Talk, has sparked my interest for today’s column. The contributor who began the thread calls herself “Fast Forward,” and has previously described herself simply as “just another married girl that likes to watch porn.”

Appropriately, the thread began with: “Help me find the perfect movie for Valentine’s Day.” Then she includes “I want to see stuff that turns us both on…”

Then “Fast Forward” listed seven “should haves” — if possible — to be included among any titles suggested. These included “Pro-performer attitude”; just enough, but not too much plot; lots of “b/g action,” including anal, “dp,” “facials,” natural breasts, decent-looking guys with decent cocks, and with minimum “bd-sm” and circus acts.

It seems that “Fast Forward” not only knows about the kind of product that’s selling, she knows the group she’s writing to. She’s not looking for the kind of porn that your father used to watch.

I was impressed by some of the responses that followed; here are some of the titles suggested for viewing on Saint Valentine’s day: State of Bliss, It Had To Be You, a classic piece of porn from the late seventies; Desires Within Young Girls, Hooray For Hollywood, White Lightning“, Red Vibe Diaries and, surprisingly, the eighth volume of Gang Bang Auditions.
Veronica Hart’s titles, Torn and Taken, were strongly recommended. Even performer and director Hamilton Steel confessed his shared passion with his wife, also a performer and director, Kelly Fire, when viewing Taken. I shot this couple in a scene once, and anything that gets their attention is a great compliment to any director. I hope Veronica checks out Hamilton’s own words.

A couple of responses couldn’t resist the fun of suggesting two of the most extreme, and nasty directors known for their sexually degrading stuff; which was anything from Max Hardcore and Brandon Iron’s Swallow My Pride.

I would not have expected any of today’s producers to suggest any of their titles as being appropriate for most couples to share on Valentine’s day; fearing that it might scare off customers. But nevertheless, Jeff Mike from JM Productions suggested Jim Powers’ thirty-fifth volume of Perverted Stories. I guess if a series can make it to that high of a number of releases — then, why not? Whenever I run into Jim Powers, my first thoughts stir up the visions of “that blonde’s” head hanging up-side down, with her own saliva drooling down her face while her mouth is getting relentlessly fucked (a shot I stole at my first opportunity).

To suggest a porn title — especially the kind that’s popular today — as something suitable for sharing with your lover on Valentine’s Day somehow seems weird to me. In fact, I’ve often offered the opinion that perhaps anyone’s favorite porn would be whatever he or she keeps secret, and watched only when alone. It’s obvious to me now, that this is not a very popular concept.

Saint Valentine’s Day implies and reminds us to celebrate intimacy among couples. I can’t think of too many of my own titles that I could recommend, except perhaps one. But it only has one scene in it that’s both pornographic and with a special message of intimacy. Ironically, this scene got me into enough “trouble” with VCA, a few years ago, that Veronica Hart felt it necessary to wait for VCA’s owner, Russ Hampshire, to return from out of town to approve the content. Knowing Russ, I didn’t blame her.

It happened to be my favorite scene in True Hooker Stories, which was about a very tough guy (Tyce Bune) and a blind, paralyzed hooker (C.J. Bennett), with her “caretaker” played by Tina Tyler. I intentionally wrote in Tina’s character to allow the viewer to disapprove of Tyce’s character and the way he openly abuses and degrades CJ’s blind, crippled body. He begins with dragging her by her lifeless ankles across the bed and makes her blindly search for his cock with her mouth.

His attitude was that since he’s paying to fuck her, he can fuck her any way he wants to. Tina tells us that this is “bad business.”

Then after Tyce finally finishes her with the good old facial, he catches his breath and goes into the bathroom and gets a washcloth with warm water. Instead of using if on himself, he brings the washcloth back to CJ and very tenderly washes her face. He whispers to her that if she ever needs anything — whatever it is — to let him know. He lets her know that he will always be there for her. Before he leaves her, it becomes clear that this crippled, blind whore is the only person in his life that he can trust. That scene was my favorite, because it was about the meaning of intimacy. Intimacy is trust.

For Valentine’s Day, don’t come home without it.

The X-Rated Critics Organization released their nominee list today.  The awards are to be held on April 19, 2012 in Hollywood.

Best 3D Release

• Cathouse ’45 (Vivid / Pink’O)
• Jailhouse Heat 3D (Digital Playground)
• This Ain’t Conan the Barbarian XXX – This Is a Parody (Hustler Video)
• This Ain’t Dracula XXX (Hustler Video)
• This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX (Hustler Video)

Best Actor

• Anthony Rosano
• Evan Stone
• Rocco Reed
• Tommy Pistol
• Xander Corvus

Best Actress

• Andy San Dimas
• Jessie Andrews
• Kagney Linn Karter
• Kayden Kross
• Nyomi Banxxx

Best Cumback

• Annie Cruz
• Candy Manson
• Cytherea
• Darla Crane
• Prince Yahshua

Best Director: Features

• David Lord
• Graham Travis
• Robby D.
• Sam Hain
• Eddie Powell

Best Director: Non-Features

• Jenna Haze
• Jules Jordan
• Mason
• Mike Adriano
• William H. Nutsack

Best Director: Parody

• Axel Braun
• Brad Armstrong
• Jim Powers
• Lee Roy Meyers
• Will Ryder

Best Epic

• Fighters (Digital Playground)
• Horizon (Wicked Pictures)
• Killer Bodies: The Awakening (Adam & Eve)
• Portrait of a Call Girl (Elegant Angel)
• Top Guns (Digital Playground)

Best Gonzo Movie

• Asa Akira Is Insatiable 2 (Elegant Angel)
• Dangerous Curves (II) (Jules Jordan Video)
• Joanna Angel and James Deen’s Summer Vacation (Vouyer Media / Burning Angel)
• Raw 8 (Evil Angel / Manuel Ferrara Productions)
• This Is Why I’m Hot (Evolution Erotica / Tom Byron Pictures)

Best Parody: Comedy

• Beverly Hillbillies XXX: A XXX Parody (Adam & Eve)
• Brides Maids XXX (Smash Pictures)
• Flintstones: A XXX Parody (New Sensations)
• Graduate XXX (Exile Pictures)
• Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody (Wicked Pictures)

Best Parody: Comic Book

• Captain America XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody (Exquisite / Extreme Comixxx)
• Justice League Of Pornstar Heroes (Exquisite / Extreme Comixxx)
• Katwoman XXX (Bluebird Films)
• Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid / Vivid Superheroes)
• Superman XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid)

Best Parody: Drama

• Rezervoir Doggs (Exquisite)
• Rocky XXX: A Parody Thriller (Adam & Eve)
• Saturday Night Fever XXX: An Exquisite Films Parody (Exquisite)
• Star Trek The Next Generation: A XXX Parody (Digital Sin / Revolution X)
• Taxi Driver: A XXX Parody (Pleasure Dynasty)

Best Release

• Babysitters 2 (Digital Playground)
• Dear Abby (New Sensations)
• Lost And Found (New Sensations / New Sensations Romance)
• Peepshow (Wicked Pictures)
• Runaway (Vivid)

Cream Dream of the Year

• Allie Haze
• Holly Michaels
• Jessie Andrews
• Jynx Maze
• Lexi Belle

Female Performer of the Year

• Andy San Dimas
• Asa Akira
• Bobbi Starr
• Chanel Preston
• Kristina Rose

Mainstream Adult Media Favorite

• Bree Olson
• Jesse Jane
• Kayden Kross
• Nikki Benz
• Riley Steele

Male Performer of the Year

• Anthony Rosano
• Evan Stone
• James Deen
• Manuel Ferrara
• Rocco Reed

MILF Performer of the Year

• Inari Vachs
• India Summer
• Julia Ann
• Lisa Ann
• Tanya Tate

New Starlet of the Year

• Ash Hollywood
• Bibi Jones
• Brooklyn Lee
• Jessie Andrews
• Lily Carter

New Stud of the Year

• Brendon Miller
• Bruce Venture
• Giovanni Francisco
• Richie
• Xander Corvus

Orgasmic Analist of the Year

• Asa Akira
• Bobbi Starr
• Dana DeArmond
• Joanna Angel
• Kristina Rose

Orgasmic Oralist of the Year

• Asa Akira
• Brooklyn Lee
• Chanel Preston
• Gracie Glam
• Sarah Vandella

Superslut of the Year

• Amy Brooke
• Asa Akira
• Bobbi Starr
• Dana DeArmond
• Kristina Rose

Unsung Siren of the Year

• Bridgette B
• India Summer
• Sophie Dee
• Vicki Chase
• Victoria Lawson

Unsung Swordsman of the Year

• Alec Knight
• Jordan Ash
• Lee Stone
• Mr. Pete
• Ryan Madison

Can we get someone working on this?

The 4th Annual Tranny Awards, presented by Grooby.com, were held on February 19th in Hollywood.  Winners were announced, and we send our congratulations out to them, and all their fellow nominees.

A complete list of winners can be found at the Grooby Blog.

Best Director

• Joey Silvera

Best DVD

• Rogue Adventures 37 (Evil Angel)

Best Hardcore Perfomer

• Eva Lin

Best New Face

• Eva Lin

Best Non-TS Performer

• Christian XXX

Best Non-Typical Model

• Mandy Mitchell

Best Photographer

• Nick Milo

Best Scene

• TS Domination (Kink / TSSeduction.com) – Eva Lin, Honey Foxxx, Sebastian Keys

Best Solo Model

• Sarina Valentina

Black Tgirls Model of the Year

• Naudy Nadia

Kink Award for the Kinkiest Tgirl Domme

• Yasmine Lee

Lifetime Achievement Award

• Joey Silvera
• Vanity

Shemale Strokers Model of the Year

• Delia DeLions

Shemale Yum Model of the Year

• Domino Presley

Tonight on Playboy Radio, we’re going to be discussing John Leslie’s The Chameleon, starring Tori Welles and Tom Byron, with a special appearance by our own Debi Diamond!

I picked this movie because it appears that Tori is on her way back to the business, teaming up with Tom Byron to form “Hall of Fame Management” (Facebook / Twitter) and I thought it might be fun to look back on one of their many movies together… and it certainly didn’t hurt that Debi is in it, and it’s a pretty awesome movie, to boot!

The plot goes more or less like this: Tori plays a woman who is able to change her appearance (i.e. a chameleon).  As the movie opens, we see a moody party going on and April West is being jerked off by Alex Horn while Scott Irish looks on; the boys change position and Scott fucks her.  We then see that she’s telling her story to her psychiatrist, played by Richard Pacheco.

She’s married to Tom Byron who does not like her changing shape, since she usually goes out and fucks people while she’s not herself, and that makes him feel bad.  To make it up to him, she turns herself into Debi Diamond and has him fuck her while she’s not looking like herself.

(Fun fact from the show: Debi and Tori never had a scene together, but Tori did end up ravishing Debi on the floor of a karaoke bar one night…)

Some time later, they go to dinner and Tori sees Victoria Paris and Peter North slinking away into a back room, so she joins them and has a torrid three-way.

Afterwards, Victoria Paris runs into a tuxedo-clad Buck Adams who takes her to a party.  There, she sees Pamela Rose and Lynn Franciss take on Ray Victory; and while they fuck Ray, she fucks Buck.

The next day, Tori arrives home and Tom is pissed that she stood him up at the restaurant.  So she gives him a gift and then they fuck a bit.

Tori then tries to seduce her analyst who wants no part of it, so she goes to a bar and transforms into Selena Steele, who is being a stalked a bit by Joey Silvera, so she bangs him to keep him at bay.

Finally, Tori ends up in the arms (and between the legs) of Buck Adams, who may not be who he seems…

There’s lots to like about this movie.  I like that has a lot of people from John Leslie’s past in it. In addition to Joey Silvera, with whom Leslie worked quite a bit both as an actor and as a colleague at Evil Angel, there’s Richard Pacheco who did the Talk Dirty to Me / Nothing To Hide movies with him; Lynn Franciss had a scene with JL in Talk Dirty to Me 2… I know the porn world is a small one, but the presence of these “older” performers just made the endeavor feel a bit more special to me.

Also notable, the Debi Diamond / Tom Byron scene won the 1990 AVN Award for Best Sex Scene Coupling: Video , and Tori and Victoria tied that year for Best New Starlet.

Roger T. Pipe over at RogReviews.com says of our pal DD:

Debi shows the sort of sexual talent that would later win her Preformer of the Year as she takes Tom all the way to the root. No small task even by this scuz guzzling blonde bim’s high standards. This sex scene is perfectly shot, well lit and just the right mix of sexy close ups and beautiful full shots as Debi uses her whole body to make love to Tom as if her life depends upon it. Her hair still dripping from the shower, she rides Tom’s cock, not screaming like a stuck pig, but moaning softly to encourage his strokes deep into her body. This may not be the super slutty Debi Diamond that raincoaters worship, but she is plenty sex in a more subduded manner here, and still manages to sound classy saying “Fuck my mouth.” Something he does with absolute glee until he cums all over her face. Then, just as the post climax lull kicks in, Tom is in the arms of Tori once again.

Rieekan over at Adult DVD Talk has this to offer:

The Chameleon is a 1989 porn classic directed by John Leslie and starring the insatiable Tori Welles. I have it on loan from a friend considerably more versed in 80s pornography than myself, but was still quite interested to see it. Unlike other classics I’ve reviewed, this one actually turned out OK and succeeded in stimulating body and brain with its eroticism. Definitely a good choice for couples if they can get past the funky hairstyles.  Hairstyles aside, the women were natural-looking – the only departure from that department being Tori’s breasts (which were still a sight to behold). The sex wasn’t as hot as contemporary offerings but the eroticism was right up there, and there were merits for this film in not just being about inter-genital reciprocation. Tori really carries the day with her performances and voracious appetite. Not only that, but she and most of the other cast also acted quite well and the interesting and original story worked nicely.

Also over at Adult DVD Talk, Goldmember (while labeling this an Official Selection of the Goldmember Masterpiece Collection) says:

Now this is a rare example of the kind of plot that actually does work in porn! The plot creates excellent scenarios for interesting sex, is always directly related to the sex, is short & sweet, and is often arousing on its own. It turns out Tori’s character can transform herself into different women. Talk about a perfect girlfriend. The plot runs with the idea very nicely, throwing in a nice twist ending. Tori and most of the cast do a surprisingly solid job acting. I hate it when adult movie try to perform story lines that call fore extensive non sexual acting segments. This film really hits a nice balance.

Hands down, the best scene in the movie is a three-way between Peter North, Tori Welles and Victoria Paris. (Sorry, AVN…)

Corey Thomas at Adult DVD Talk:

The best and probably most memorable scene, however, is a threesome that takes place in the backroom of the restaurant between Tori Welles, Victoria Paris, and Peter North. The lighting and photography in this scene is especially good and the performers are entirely into it. North drenches Tori in one of his usual full-force cumshots.

Of the scene Rog says:

A quick glance at Tori’s body is impossible. You have to just stare in amazement at absolute feminine perfection as she disrobes and shows Victoria that she eats pussy as well as she sucks cock. Speaking of steak swallowing, Victoria does an admirable job trying to fit a good amount of Peter’s peter into her tiny mouth. Poor Tom is stuck at the table, while the love of his life is taking a huge cock from behind. By the way, Tori in her thigh high stockings is a very pretty picture. As is Victoria, who was not always known as a nasty girl, sucking Tori’s juices from Peter’s rod as he pulls out. Make no mistake, the two women here dominate the scene, with Peter just providing the meat between them. Tori’s RC is one of the most sensuous things I have ever seen in my life, she is absolutely perfect. To finish things off, Tori gets down to some serious two fisted cocksucking and tit fucking (YES, tit fucking. Horray!) With her face so perfectly located, what can Peter do,. But decorate that pretty face with thick, white cum. Tori never stops sucking and stroking, instead just leaning here head back to catch the spray as if she were showering in sperm. This is an amazing facial that must go in the all time hall of fame.

Goldmember says:

Mr. North is the third member of this historic threeway. I can remember quite a few critics in the past pointing to this scene an one of the all time threesomes. The scene gets started once Tori walks in on North and Paris, she quickly joins in and helps the Victoria deal with the “Loadman.” You can really notice the North and Paris are living in the days of big hair, it is almost comical. However Welles still looks every bit the sexpot I remember. She is one of the women with an extremely fit fuller body, but a body that is in absolutely perfect shape, allowing the light to display every seductive womanly curve. The three of them go on to create some serious heat. Watching Tori grind away on North with that kind of passion is an entertaining site. The scene ends well with Tori enthusiastically trying to finish Peter of with some tit fucking and cock sucking until the “Loadman” does cometh. Historic!

I will add a few observations on the Tom / Tori scene, in there’s a bit towards the beginning where they’re both on their backs, and he’s eating her and she’s jerking him off which is really a great piece of staging.  There can never be enough “handjob as foreplay” in my book.  This was also done in the beginning where Alex Horn is jilling April West while she’s reaching behind her to jerk him off.  Good good stuff.

Finally, to sum up, Joey Markham of the dear departed RAME newsgroup posted:

This movie is a definite must see. A definite for fans of Tori Welles and John Leslie. One of 1989′s highly acclaimed features, this movie has a lot to offer. Check it out, you won’t be disappointed.

Lastly, I’ll leave you with the talky parts of the movie, courtesy of someone over on YouTube… to see the naughty bits, get your own copy!

Oh, and here’s a picture of modern day Tom and Tori as part of their new venture:

The Adult Entertainment Virtual Convention is taking place the weekend of February 24-26, 2012 and there’s an award show that goes along with it.

Most of the awards are geared towards online properties that we don’t cover, but they are giving out some movie and personality awards, so we’d thought we’d make mention and wish the nominees good luck:

Best Adult Film

• Babysitters 2 (Digital Playground)
• Boooty Shop (West Coast Productions)
• Dear Abby (New Sensations)
• Fighters (Digital Playground)
• Horizon (Wicked Pictures)
• Killer Bodies: The Awakening (Adam & Eve)
• Little Part of Me (New Sensations / New Sensations Romance)
• My Girlfriend’s Mother 1 (Mile High / Sweet Sinner)
• Portrait of a Call Girl (Elegant Angel)
• Savanna Samson Is the Masseuse (Vivid)

Female Porn Star of the Year

• Alexis Texas
• Andy San Dimas
• Asa Akira
• Bobbi Starr
• Chanel Preston
• Gracie Glam
• Jesse Jane
• Jessica Drake
• Kagney Linn Karter
• Kayden Kross
• Kristina Rose
• Lily Labeau
• Misty Stone
• Riley Steele
• Vicki Chase

Male Porn Star of the Year

• Anthony Rosano
• Derrick Pierce
• Eric John
• Erik Everhard
• James Deen
• Keiran Lee
• Lexington Steele
• Manuel Ferrara
• Mick Blue
• Mr. Pete
• Prince Yahshua
• Rocco Reed
• Scott Nails
• Tommy Gunn
• Xander Corvus

Full nomination list is available here.

Tonight (7:45 Eastern, 4:45 Pacific) on Playboy Radio (XM 102), we’ll be discussing Paul Thomas‘ 1995 classic, Comeback, which was a starring vehicle for Christy Canyon, who  was marking her return to boy/girl performing after a 2+ year hiatus.

I’m finding it hard to believe that if porn movies could drive, this movie would already have it’s license in most parts of the United States…

Back when this came out, I wrote:

I LOVED THIS MOVIE. I was jonesing for Christy something fierce and watched PT’s SEX 2 some time ago to try and satisfy the craving because I couldn’t get a hold of this movie. Good things come to those who wait.

The movie was funny as hell. Since everything took place in the porn studio, we were treated to the noise of air wrenches and phones ringing. For some reason this struck me as very funny.

The dialog was great and the nonsex roles were handled quite ably by PT (playing a satirical version of himself) and Scotty Schwartz,  who played the writer.

Best line: when looking for an actor to take Steven St. Croix‘s spot in a scene, Tony Tedeschi looks at PT and says “Hey, you used to act…” and PT looks at him and says “Yeah, but my wife would have my balls for a cat toy” at which point a “meow” rips across the soundtrack. Very funny.

The music was great by porn standards, mostly made up of big band numbers, tho we did have to suffer through a typical inane guitar rock piece. The big band theme was a cross between “Chattanooga Choo Choo” and”Take the A Train” so that everytime it came up we titled it “Take the X Train…”  the closing credits have a loopy organ number that I would have expected to hear on Laugh-In.

Am I really gushing about a PT movie? Sure am. Hats off to PT and the writer and Christy and everyone else involved. Only downside was that some of the sex was only lukewarm (the Shelby Stevens scene, the Christa Rain scene) but the scenes with Christy were electric and most of all… fun.

I would be surprised if the scene with TT and Christy doesn’t pick up some major awards next year.

This one is a keeper.

Best scene in the movie is between TT Boy and Christy, and they’re not even on screen together!

It’s not a threeway, but a scene that proves a few different things that seemed impossible in porno: (1) the mind is the sexiest organ and (2) that (when pushed) TT Boy is not repulsive. :-)

Christy is not coming out of her dressing room. TT wants her to so they can start shooting the movie. TT and Christy talk their way through a sex scene through her door. Dallas blows TT and then gets fucked by him as the scene goes on.

TT and Christy give great performances here, which are slightly marred by the looping of lines. I watched this scene with my best man and kept saying to him “Didn’t they just say that?”

Throughout the scene, Christy goes from drawing glasses and moustaches on her “competitions” pictures (ha- sterical!) to hotly masturbating with a silver dildo.

When TT Boy cums on Dallas’ tits, he is so spent by the eroticism of the scene that he can’t perform, which sets up the rest of the movie…

Other reviews to check out:

• Rieekan @ Adult DVD Talk
• Natalie Dawn @ DVD Porn Reviews (sorry for the formatting over there)
• Roger T. Pipe @ RogReviews

Also on the show, we did a brief “Where Are They Now?” bit about Steven St. Croix, where I said I thought he was an artist living in France… and I was right! :-)

The article I stumbled upon via my Google news “porn” RSS feed appeared over at Business Insider and was called “From Porn Star To Painter” (there was a reprint with extensive comments from Steven/Ben over at the author’s site, but it seems to have been removed) and his website is Ben Banks Art at benbanksart.com

Got an email today that asked me to pass along some info, so here goes:

PLEASE LET THE FILM MAKERS KNOW

HEY YOU KNOW THESE MOVIES WOULD BE MORE ENJOYABLE

IF YOUS DID NOT FOCUS SO MUCH ON THE FEMALES !!!!!

THERE ARE WOMEN, LIKE MY SELF WHO DON’T LIKE LOOKIN AT OTHER WOMEN AT ALL I AM NOT A LESBO

I WISH YOUS WOULD LEARN THAT AND TRY TO BE FINE TO STRAIGHT WOMEN WHO MIGHT WANT TO ENJOY THESE TOOOO

TAKE THE ATTENTION OFF THE FEMALES AND PUT MORE ON THE MEN IN THESE FILMS !!!

Use it as you will…

Tonight on Playboy Radio Night Calls (Around 7:45pm eastern, SiriusXM 102), we’ll be discussing Blonde Heat: The Case of the Maltese Dildo, Tim McDonald‘s comic noir.

In 36 BC, Julius Ceaser of Rome, paid trouble to Cleopatra of Egypt, by giving her a jeweled dildo endowed by the high priests with macival erotic powers —- but invading hordes sacked alexandria carrying off this priceless token and the fate of themaltese dildo remains a mystery to this day —-

This is the kind of film that porn did so well — the comic private eye.  John Leslie plays Mark Lowe, a Hollywood Boulevard gumshoe who speaks in the same voiceovers of his ancestors, Philip Marlowe and Sam Spade. We meet Mark as he’s alone in his office, the staff has they day off, and he’s just wrapping up a missing persons case, with his faithful beagle on the couch beside him.

Every noir detecive needs a femme fatale client, and we waste no time meeting Mona La Pierre (Seka), a cool platunum blonde who slips Lowe a “Monroe” (a $5000 bill) to find The Maltese Dildo.  Instead of going into the details of the case in his place of business, Seka insists on having him come out to her house that evening:

MONA: Come to my home this evening, I’ll give you all the information you need to know. Do you need directions to find it?

LOWE: No… I think I can find my way.  What time?

MONA: Let’s say 10:00?

LOWE: (looks over at the dog on the couch) Well,my dog goes to bed at 10:00, can we make it earlier?

MONA: You name the time.

LOWE: 8:37?

And Seka does a dry take as she confirms the time that is really spectacular.  The scene sets up the off-kilter tone and rhythms of the movie perfectly.  If you don’t like the first 3 minutes of the movie, you probably won’t like the rest.

He brings his dog to the bar for a beer and gets his messages from the bartender (Misha Garr), who tells him he needs to see “the boss.”  So he’s off to the back room to see The Boss, a frumpy lady in a housecoat and curlers who just wants a little action (“If it isn’t my favorite dick — both public and private! Mama’s missed you!  Got time for a quickie? Your dick is like a sweet juicy pickle just waiting to have its juices sucked; your balls are like two cherries just ready to be plucked!;your bones are like two fresh cinnamon buns … your cock or your cash, Lowe; you know which I prefer!“)

So he drives up to Mona’s house, past porno theatres playing Memphis Cathouse Blues and Every Which Way She Can and into her driveway.  He waits for her, looking at her pictures (Liberace!?) until she enters. Seka’s line readings are purposefully flat, and we realize within two line readings that she’s channeling Norma Desmond after he points out he now recognizes her as an old porn star, she retorts  ”I am still a big star, Mr. Lowe… it’s the cocks that got small.”

After some pleasantries she has drinks delivered by her own Chippendale’s waiter (Chris Chase) and she reveals it to be a potent aphrodisiac and that brings us into our first (and arguably strongest) sex scene. (Before the sex, we learn that she bought the dildo at auction, but it was never delivered, and she needs Lowe to find it).  Dissolve to Lowe sitting naked in an armchair, stroking his cock.  We get a bit of a nice tease as she taunts him while he’s jerking off, and then he says “C’mon… you gotta let me fuck you just a little bit…” and she says “I might let you fuck me” and then we get a good dose of the patented John Leslie dirty talk and then finally, about 14 minutes in, they make sexual contact as Mona slips off  her bra revealing some SERIOUS tan lines across her breasts.  He does what he’s told — sucks her nipples, eats her out, and then finally fucks her on the couch, and then in doggie (while she sips more aphrodesiac) and it ends with him tit fucking her as she jerks him off onto her tits.

He goes to see museum curator Dr. Ana Benninger (René Lovins) and he asks about the dildo and she tells him that he’s not the first guy to look for it in recent weeks, btu she couldn’t help him since “the computers were down” (a nifty scapegoat for 27  years!) and he as he tells her about the dildo, he finds its a real panty dropper of a story as she drops her panties and they’re off —  jerking each other off.  Then he fucks her on the desk, then doggie with her on the desk, and finally she jerks him wildly as she blows him and then he finishes off with a slight drop to her chin.

After his tryst, he stumbles upon Wally (Richard Pacheco) spying on him on behalf of Mr. Glutman (legendary exploitation producer Dave Friedman) and he forces Wally to call his boss on the nearby payphone.  ”I don’t have a dime…” Wally says, so Lowe fishes one out.  He put the dime in, waits a beat… “It’s 20 cents…”  (Ah, pay phones!)  Funny stuff this. He goes to meet Glutman who says he wants the Dildo for his collection, since he too paid the same art dealer for the dildo…

He gfoes tback to his office and in walks his secretary, Kate (Gina Carrera), who asks him for a raise as she’s standing on his desk in a short skirt watering plants.  ”Why don’t you wear panties?” he asks. “On my salary, who can afford them?” and then they’re fucking on his couch in reverse cowgirl which really shows off Gina’s lithe body.  Then it’s missionary and he jerks off on her bush.

Cut to Billy Dee getting a blowjob in the back of a limo from hooker Ericka Idol and he cums more or less in her mouth as his driver (Jon Martin) looks on.  We don’t know who these characters are, until they burst into Lowe’s office as he’s on his way out to follow a lead about Mr. Glutman. We find out he’s Howie Mann (nee Mendoza) who is now a “bad man” on the Strip and he tries to shake him off the case, to stay away from Mona.

Some more plot happens (can’t give it all away!) and we follow Wally into a tryst with apair of call girls Laurie Smith and Jill Jason. Laurie keeps her pussy to herself and lets Jill do all the fucking, but she sucks Wally off at the end until he cums.  It’s a pretty short scene.

Lowe meets with Glutman and he hears a story about Cleopatra (Joy Cummings) and her handmaiden (Cindy Carver) having some fun together, and then Cleo blows Maximus, her guard (Dan T. Mann) who cums all over her face while she’s being eaten out…

Finally, he runs into Lori Edwards (Angel), some more plot ensues and they end up having a spirited romp on the bed (highlight: she bouncing on his cock as they’re both sitting up on the bed) and then  we see him cum face but no cumshot, so I have to assume by this time, JL was shooting dust…

The movie ends with him snuggling with Angel and musing that “Anything can happen in Hollywood…”

Then there’s a funny little tag “Somewhere in South America…” and the credits roll.

The trailer is told from the point of view of the beagle, Louie Lowe, and it occurs to me only now, that Leslie’s nom de producing, Louis T. Beagle is obviously an homage to his pooch in this movie.

Spy Magazine used to have a feature called “Logrolling in our time…” which would grab book jacket blurbs by authors patting each other on the back via each other’s book jackets:

So, I’m going to do a bit of logrolling and point you to The Dr. Chauntelle Show (iTunes), since she was nice enough to give us a shoutout in her latest episode.

Dr. Chauntelle is (in her own words) “a sociologist specializing in gender and labor issues. She has spent almost ten years researching the adult industry, working to complicate popular understanding of the adult business, its enterprise, and its socio-cultural significance.”  Sounds kinda brainy and dry, sure, but she’s an incredibly charming voice in the porn wilderness.  She looks to dig deeper beyond “what’s your favorite position” in her interviews, and she’s started a podcast where the discusses various topics of the day.

In her most recent episode, she covers the marketing genius of offering to go to a high school prom, the problem with Rick Santorum’s anti-porn stance, and a good primer on the paperwork nightmare that is 2257.

The good Doctor also runs Porn Valley Vantage, which also looks at the industry from a sociological point of view which makes it a nice change of pace from all the news or gossip sites, as it offers some analysis and perspective on the industry and the events happening inside of it, as opposed to dry reporting or salacious speculation.

Lest this sound too nerdy, there are also movie reviews and in-depth interviews (Back Stories, she calls them) and an interesting little section she calls “Shift” where she talks to adult industry persons who have shifted out of adult into another phase of their lives.  It’s a little bit exit interview, and little bit “where are they now.”

So, go check her out… we’ll still be here when you get back. :-)

This Thursday, April 12, the X-Rated Critics Organizationwill induct 9 industry folk into their Hall of Fame.

On the performer side, the honorees are: Rhonda Jo Petty, Vince Vouyer, Julia Ann, Jenna Haze, and Jesse Jane

On the production side: Miles Long and Luc Wylder

Lastly, representing the Fifth Estate: Tristan Taormino and Den

I’m happy to be personal friends with two of the honorees and wanted to take a moment to congratulate them…

Luc Wylder was one of the first industry people I ever met, back in the mid-90s at the East Coast Video Show in Atlantic City.  He has been a big supporter of ours from way back in the RAME days, and we’re very excited to see him back in the director’s chair and now, in the Hall of Fame. Luc pioneered the pro-am genre with his Dirty Dancers series, did some great MTV Cribs style work with Adult Stars at Home series and fun travelogues in the Sex Across America series, and this is to say nothing of his B&D work epitomized by his Master’s Choice series. I always worry that Hall of Fame status comes at the end of a career, but I think with his new entries in the Amateur Angels series, he’s put those fears to rest.

Almost 4 years ago to the day (where has the time gone!?) Luc was the first of our IAFD Interviews.

 And I also need to take a moment to say a word or two about my friend and colleague, Den, who is being honored posthumously.  He’s my second friend (the first being IAFD’s co-founder, Peter van Aarle who was honored in 2011) to be accorded such an honor, and if I had a choice, I’d prefer he stay out of the Hall if it meant one more phone call or review…

In the mid-80s, Den produced his own mail-order adult content, being one of the first amateur producers (if not THE first) to shoot on S-VHS.  For his troubles, he got into a legal battle for free speech rights and spent some time in jail for his role in producing adult material.  In 1996, Den founded his site, Cyberspace Adult Video Reviews or CAVR.com.  Every day he diligently watched almost every type of porn imaginable, noting down his observations and publishing them on the web.  He posted more than twenty seven thousand adult movie reviews until he retired from reviewing in April 2011.  Den was easily the most prolific writer of on-line adult film reviews we have seen. A pioneer whose career spanned more than two decades, Den influenced a generation of reviewers and ushered in the era of independent, on-line critics. He was a tireless voice for the industry he loved right up until his passing last year.

Not only was Den a reviewing machine, but he was a giant fan of the industry, and we miss walking around AEE with him; he was like a kid in a candy store.  In an industry where its possble to become jaded very quickly, Den had an enthusiasm for the girls that was unmatched.  If there ever was a reviewer who deserved to be in the Hall of Fame, it’s Den.

As caretaker of his website, I was hoping to accept Den’s award on his behalf, but scheduling conflicts will keep me on the east coast this week.

Congrats to all the honorees.

Our banner server failed yesterday.  I was out of town and when I checked on the box earlier this morning, I was hoping a reboot would take care of it, but it seems that there’s a hardware failure and I’m waiting on a part that should be delivered tomorrow.

In addition to running the banner software, the server also:

• runs a whole bunch of scheduled tasks (new movies, updated movies, those born today, etc.)
• runs the chat software
• serves our banners

So, no banners for a day or so.  Ditto, if you use the AdultDVDTalk chat room, it’s going to be out of commission for a bit.  The scheduled tasks have been ported over to another machine, so they should be updating as expected.

We regret any inconvenience.

Congrats to the winners of the 2011 XRCO Awards held at the Hollywood Highlands on Thursday, April 12, 2012.

Best 3D Release

• This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX (Hustler Video)

Best Actor

• Anthony Rosano

Best Actress

• Jessie Andrews

Best Cumback

• Prince Yahshua

Best Director: Features

• Graham Travis

Best Director: Non-Features

• William H. Nutsack

Best Director: Parody

• Axel Braun

Best Epic

• Portrait of a Call Girl (Elegant Angel)

Best Gonzo Movie

• Asa Akira Is Insatiable 2 (Elegant Angel)

Best Parody: Comedy

• Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody (Wicked Pictures)

Best Parody: Comic Book

• Spider-Man XXX: A Porn Parody (Vivid / Vivid Superheroes)

Best Parody: Drama

• Taxi Driver: A XXX Parody (Pleasure Dynasty)

Best Release

• Lost And Found (New Sensations / New Sensations Romance)

Cream Dream of the Year

• Allie Haze

Female Performer of the Year

• Asa Akira

Hall of Fame

• Den
• Jenna Haze
• Jesse Jane
• Julia Ann
• Rhonda Jo Petty
• Tristan Taormino
• Luc Wylder
• Miles Long
• Vince Vouyer

Mainstream Adult Media Favorite

• Bree Olson

Male Performer of the Year

• Manuel Ferrara

MILF Performer of the Year

• India Summer

New Starlet of the Year

• Jessie Andrews

New Stud of the Year

• Giovanni Francisco

Orgasmic Analist of the Year

• Bobbi Starr

Orgasmic Oralist of the Year

• Brooklyn Lee

Superslut of the Year

• Asa Akira

Unsung Siren of the Year

• India Summer

Unsung Swordsman of the Year

• Mr. Pete

Speaking of the XRCOs, click on Asa for some photos from the awards:

• Spieglergirls were the big winners with Asa Akira, Jessie Andrews, Brooklyn Lee, and Bobbi Starr getting all of the major female performer awards.
• Cherie Deville was quite lovely as a trophy girl, but I didn’t get to meet the other trophy girl, Allie James.
• Taylor Russo kept showing me her vagina. Of course, that made me wonder about what her twin‘s vagina looked like. Too bad Flickr censors vaginas.
• The crowd was smaller than last year’s but they certainly stayed a lot longer. Even Tim Von Swine and his broken shoulder stayed for several Heinekens with me.
• I really like Vicky Vixen‘s boobs… and her vagina too. Again with the Flickr censorship thing.

Tonight on Playboy Radio Nightcalls, (Sirius XM102, around 7:45pm eastern) we’ll be talking about the 1978 classic, Debbie Does Dallas.

I can’t believe we’ve been doing this segment for almost 9 months and haven’t talked about perhaps the most well known porno around next to Deep Throat.  Nutty. Even nuttier is the number of versions floating around the world  – anniversary releases, studio rebrandings, VHS, DVD, it’s enough to make your head spin.

To tide you over until later, here’s a YouTube safe cut of the trailer, courtesy of Johnny Stanwyck:

The movie starts with the Debbie announcing her intention to go to Texas to auditions for the Texas Cowgirls.  Members of her local cheerleading squad say they’ll help her raise the money to go — in fact, they’ll ALL go! So, they brainstorm ideas in the locker room.  What follows is a glorious softcore girls strip and shower montage, with just a host of natural tits being freed from their constrictive cheerleading crop-tops and then getting all soaped up.

What a glorious bunch of breasts!

(What do we call a bunch of breasts?  Geese are a gaggle, crows are a murder, lions are a pride… what are boobs? Anyone?)

[Twitter suggestions include "a brothel of boobs" or "a fucking good time!"]

The girls decide to go out and get jobs.

Arcadia Lake walks into a record store run by Tony Mansfield and lands a job, even tho she left her previous job because her old boss got handsy.  Tony figures he can get around it, and they agree that she’ll start later in the day.

Debbie (Bambi Woods) goes to Greenfield’s Sporting Goods store to see Mr. Greenfield (R. Bolla) who immediately fantasizes about seeing Debbie’s tits and banging her as if he was the star quarterback, and he gives her the job, even tho she says she’s “clumsy with boxes.”

Christie Ford is walking down the street with Eric Edwards who says she can help him and his wife (Robin Byrd) take inventory at the candle store.  She can start tomorrow.  ”Mr Hardwick! What can I do to repay you?” He grins “I’m sure we’ll think of something.”

The girls lament their jobs (and Georgette Saunders‘ lack of underwear) while the boys lament the fact that the girls aren’t around much now that they’re working.  Hershel Savage is the QB and looks like he’s 19 years old (tho he was 26 at the time).

The filmn was shot on some college

Some of the football players (David Morris, Hershel Savage and Steve Marshall)  work their way into the girls showers and stumble across Christie Ford and Kasey Rodgers who are happy to provide a little carnal distraction.  After starting with some well-shot oral, David fucks Christie and jerks off on her ass.  Then Herschel takes over the rest of the sex here is a lot of hairy butts and gential closeups until Herschel spews all over Christie’s back.  Then Kasey blows  Herschel some more as Steve Marshall (with the worst hairline ever seen in college)  fucks her side-saddle until he cums on her bush. She keeps making sweet sweet mouth love to Herschel’s rod and he shoots a straight shot right up her cheek and it pools under her left eye until she uses his cock to wipe it away.  (Ah, the days when the girls could make the guys cum on their own!)

We’re then treated to a montage of the girls at their jobs, and their employer’s lascivious stares and in R. Bolla’s case intercut fantasties.  He grins like a 12 year old throughout all of their scenes together.  Finally, he hints that there are things a girl can do for eatra money.. wink, wink … and he offers 10 bucks to look at her tits.  She lifts her shirt (and what great tits they are!) and he dives for them.  She jumps back, and he offers another $10 just for “a little touch.”  She protests that they’re all good girls, and then she relents, pockets the ten spot and lets him get to second base.  Another 10 dollar offer to suck them… she asks for $20, and he tells her it’s in his pocket and she should reach in and take it out.  He gets into it, a little too much so, prompting Debbie to yell, “If you don’t stop, I’m going to have to tell my mother!” which causes him to immediately retreat.

Back in the locker room, the girls are crestfallen that their jobs are all too low-paying, and when Debbie comes in with 30% of the kitty, they ask her how she got the cash, so she takes off her shirt.  The girls are incredulous, “you just shake your tits and they give you money?”

“There’s money to be made here, girls, fast money– we don’t have to do anything that we wouldn’t do with our boyfriends, and they have fun, don’t they? And we’re all virgins here, aren’t we?”

Yeah, right. :-)

So, an above-the-waist prostitution ring is born.

The girls continue laughing and plotting, and they ask one of the girls who is a virgin how she keeps her boyfriend so happy.  She asks for a banana and then the movie awkwardly cuts to Christy Ford inventorying candles and then masturbating with said candles.  (So, what’d she do with the banana?)  Then, Mrs. Hardwick comes in and interrupts, and gently keeps her undressed while Mr. Hardwick comes in all excited with the “earning extra money” schtick and he just whips his cock out.  Christy is shocked by this turn of events, but is then turned on by the probing hand of Mrs. Hardwick and the husband’s Hard Wick.  (Had to, sorry.)

He nails her missionary as his wife massages around her clit on the couch…

So, we’ve been threatening to track webscenes for a while now, so we’re getting ready to share the fruits of our labors, but there has been some discussion among the editors about how to best present this information, so we decided to ask you for your thoughts.

So, a one-question SurveyMonkey pop up will randomly show up when you’re looking at a performer’s page, and we ask that you take half a second to answer the question as it would help us out quite a bit.

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Tonight on Playboy Radio (Sirius XM 102, 7:45pm Eastern) we’ll be talking more about Bambi Woods, this time her second movie — Debbie Does Dallas II – the sequel to her classic debut.

The movie starts with Debbie laying down on a fur rug and the camera pans lovingly over her body as a fiddle tune is thumping on the soundtrack, and our singing narrator sings:

Well it seems Debbie Benson didn’t make that Texas Cheerleading Squad
She tried her heart out, but I guess just wasn’t meant to be
Working hard and just plain broke, she decided what she needed was a change of scenery

We then have Debbie accepting a ride from trucker R. Bolla (NOT playing Mr. Greenfield from Debbie I) and he asks her if she got thrown off the Cheerleader Squad:

“Kicked me off nothing!  After raising all that money and going through all that trouble when I got there, they said I was too young!  Well, I never! They could have told me before I went thru all that trouble…. so I’m going to be a Country Western singer!”

He then fantasizes about licking that ass, but she jumps out of the truck too soon to get to her aunt’s “ranch” which we’re lead to believe might be sexually related.

A pair of bumbling sheriff’s deputies (Jamie St. James and Park Richards) slide down a snowy hill and spy Debbie walking down the road. (“Look at the knockers on her!”) And they get the idea they should hassle her (“some Texas police hospitality” according to our singing narrator) and bring her downtown for questioning.  So they hijack a car, but it’s stuck in a snowbank, and the driver flags down the local sheriff, Little John  (Ron Hudd) who throws the just-over-the-county-line-and-out-of-their-jurisdiction deputies out of his county and back into their own as he drives Debbie back to his lockup.  He makes her strip down in front of him as he cleans his gun, yelling at her, until she finally stops at her underwear.  She refuses, so he bursts into the cell, and “checks her for drugs” (which most of us would call “getting to third base“) and he tells her there is one way she can get out of there.  He unzips himself, she drops to her knees with a sigh (“Why not?“) and goes to town on his cock.

She gets into it, swallowing as much as she can, and looking up at him with a big smile, then she assumes the position and he enters her from behind as she grips the jailcell bars.

We get a nice assortment of shots, some a bit too close, but some really nice shots her her dangling breasts swaying back and forth and he’s thrusting into her. Her tits really are (to quote Seinfeld) spectacular, and the lawman shoots a decent load on her ass.  She let’s him kiss her a few times, then she hugs him and says she was on her way t her Aunt Xavier’s Ranch.  He hears this, get excited, and offers to drive her out there himself.

We then cut to the deputies from before getting their rocks off with the help of Ashley Welles (in what might be her debut performance) and Long Jean Silver (who is an amazingly cute amputee; she wears a prosthetic).  Jeanne and Park spend their time 69ing until he she coaxes his load all over her; and Jamie and Ashley have a little oral before he takes her doggie style and cums on her ass (while keeping his hat on, of course).

Little John pulls up sirens blaring, which spooks the working girls who fear its a raid, but they relax when they realize it’s just Little John.  He apologizes to Ms. Xavier (Ginger Jay) if she’s any kind of trouble, its not his doing, and he presents Debbie.  Debbie gets introduced to the other girls, and Jeanne and Lisa Cintrice attack her in the tub, and get her over to the bed where Debbie isn’t that interested in playing along as Jeanne works on Debbies tits as Lisa attacks her down below.  There’s a lot of breast play which looks nice and soft and squishy as the girls are all natural.

I first met Porno Dan in Berlin in 2009 when he brought his Fuck a Fan over to Europe. Most of it was a blurred memory due to massive amount of alcohol we all imbibed. I’m not even sure if the Fuck a Fan scenes there were shot due to logistical problems, but my friend Malte and I had a standing offer to attend one of them in the States. Except, I wasn’t sure if he had invited us to visit or participate.

I finally made that set visit 3 weeks ago even though it was abrupt because I had to run off to shoot the XRCO Awards. The concept of Fuck a Fan is that you have 3 fans or wanna-be-pornstars who would engage in some silly contest which is also broadcasted online. The winner would get to fuck the feature girl which was Jenna Presley, while second place would get a blowjob, and third place would get a mere handjob. Jenna was assisted by fluffers, Jennifer White and Nikki Sexx. Porno Dan would be the MC of this contest, and I’m sure he got some perks from the girls on the side even though I didn’t stay long enough to watch the sex scenes. As he would say, “Everyone’s a winner on Fuck a Fan”. Well, everyone except for the staff who have to clean up the mess.

Some NSFW shots.

Some notes:

• Despite the years that have passed since seeing each other, Jenna recognised me as I walked right past her.
• First time I met Jennifer White, and she  is very pretty in person. She was also accommodating  with her nakedness.
• Porno Dan is all business before the shooting starts. Then it seems like a switch is turned on, and he becomes the silly host that you see on video or in person when drunk.