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AVN Award Nominations 2013: Best Scenes

December 8, 2012, 6:43 am
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The nominations for the 2013 AVN Awards were announced earlier this week.  Special thanks to IAFD Editor Jamie for doing the heavy lifting and getting everything linked up.

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene

Best Anal Sex Scene

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene

Best Double Penetration Sex Scene

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene

Best Group Sex Scene

Best Solo Sex Scene

Best Three-Way Sex Scene: G/B/B

Best Three-Way Sex Scene: G/G/B

Most Outrageous Sex Scene

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AVN Award Nominations 2013: Best Genre Releases (A-F)

December 8, 2012, 7:46 am
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The nominations for the 2013 AVN Awards were announced earlier this week.  Special thanks to IAFD Editor Jamie for doing the heavy lifting and getting everything linked up.

Best 3D Release

Best All-Girl Release

Best All-Sex Release

Best Amateur Release

Best Anal Release

Best BDSM Release

Best Big Bust Release

Best Big Butt Release

Best Celebrity Sex Tape

Best Classic Release

Best Educational Release

Best Fem-Dom Strap-On Release

Best Foot/Leg Fetish Release

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AVN Award Nominations 2013: Best Genre Releases (G-Z)

December 8, 2012, 7:49 am
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The nominations for the 2013 AVN Awards were announced earlier this week.  Special thanks to IAFD Editor Jamie for doing the heavy lifting and getting everything linked up.

Best Gonzo Release

Best Internal Release

Best Interracial Release

Best MILF/Cougar Release

Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Release

Best Oral Release

Best Orgy/Gangbang Release

Best Solo Release

Best Specialty Release: Other Genre

Best Squirting Release

Best Vignette Release

Best Wall-to-Wall Release

Best Young Girl Release

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AVN Award Nominations 2013: Production Categories

December 9, 2012, 6:23 am
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The nominations for the 2013 AVN Awards were announced earlier this week.  Special thanks to IAFD Editor Jamie for doing the heavy lifting and getting everything linked up.

Best Art Direction

Best DVD Extras

Best Editing

Best Makeup

Best Music Soundtrack

Best Overall Marketing Campaign: Individual Project

Best Packaging

Best Special Effects

Clever Title of the Year

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AVN Award Nominations 2013: Individual Performer Awards

December 9, 2012, 6:36 am
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The nominations for the 2013 AVN Awards were announced earlier this week.  Special thanks to IAFD Editor Jamie for doing the heavy lifting and getting everything linked up.

Best Male Newcomer

Best New Starlet

Crossover Star of the Year

Female Performer of the Year

Male Performer of the Year

MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year

Unsung Male Performer of the Year

Unsung Starlet of the Year

Best Tease Performance

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AVN Award Nominations 2013: Best Director

December 9, 2012, 6:57 am
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The nominations for the 2013 AVN Awards were announced earlier this week.  Special thanks to IAFD Editor Jamie for doing the heavy lifting and getting everything linked up.

Best Director: Feature

Best Director: Non-Feature

Best Director: Parody

Director of the Year: Body of Work

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AVN Award Nominations 2013: Foreign Categories

December 9, 2012, 7:25 am
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The nominations for the 2013 AVN Awards were announced earlier this week.  Special thanks to IAFD Editor Jamie for doing the heavy lifting and getting everything linked up.

Best Director: Foreign Feature

Best Director: Foreign Non-Feature

Best Foreign Feature

Best Foreign Non-Feature

Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production

Female Foreign Performer of the Year

Male Foreign Performer of the Year

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AVN Award Nominations 2013: Best Production, Parody or Otherwise

December 9, 2012, 7:45 am
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The nominations for the 2013 AVN Awards were announced earlier this week.  Special thanks to IAFD Editor Jamie for doing the heavy lifting and getting everything linked up.

Best Comedy

Best Drama

Best Parody: Comedy

Best Parody: Drama

Best Star Showcase

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AVN Award Nominations 2013: Ethnic Categories

December 9, 2012, 8:29 am
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The nominations for the 2013 AVN Awards were announced earlier this week.  Special thanks to IAFD Editor Jamie for doing the heavy lifting and getting everything linked up.

Best Ethnic Release: Asian

Best Ethnic Release: Black

Best Ethnic Release: Latin

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AVN Award Nominations 2013: Transsexual Categories

December 9, 2012, 8:30 am
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The nominations for the 2013 AVN Awards were announced earlier this week.  Special thanks to IAFD Editor Jamie for doing the heavy lifting and getting everything linked up.

Best Transsexual Release

Best Transsexual Sex Scene

Transsexual Performer of the Year

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Today on Spice Radio: Campus Cuties (1985)

December 12, 2012, 9:46 am
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Campus Cuties DVD CoverToday on Spice Radio’s YouPorn (XM103, 2:40 pm Eastern), I’ll be talking with Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn about Paul G. Vatelli‘s 1985 video, Campus Cuties.

The movie starts with Nikki Charm writing her parents a letter, and we hear her voiceover dripping with slapback echo about how well she’s doing in school and how she’s meeting so many new people.  It seems like she’s leaving the country and leaving for the big city as she and her  boyfriend Kevin James are talking in a stable.  (The soundtrack still has the slapback echo applied, so the whole thing sounds like an old Elvis record.)  But she explains that there’s so much she wants to learn so she has to go away, but Kevin is threatened and scared about her finding a new way of life (i.e. cock).  He’s sad about it. He helps pack her into the car, says a tearful goodbye, and she leaves for school.  (There’s a lick in the music that sounds exactly like Handbags and Gladrags, the closing theme to Ricky Gervais’ version of The Office.)

She gets to campus and is waiting, according to a sign, for the principal (tho shouldn’t it be the dean — oh, her voiceover calls him the Dean) — and this excites her but not as much as Kevin’s cock does when it slips inside her (she tells us) so we cut to just that.

Back in the stable, Nikki’s lying naked on top of Kevin and they’re making out and she slowly moves her tits up his mouth as she sits up and absent mindedly starts stroking his cock.  She stands and lets him eat her out for a bit.  It’s an awkward position and it doesn’t seem to lend itself either to decent photography or decent cunnilingus. So she lays down and throws her legs over his shoulders so he can dig in.  The echo on the vocal track is still a bit distracting, but she moves down to blowing him, so we can focus on that instead.  Kevin’s dick is impressive; Nikki is pretty diminutive, so it seems his manhood might be bigger than her head.  She jerks it daintily (pinky sticking out, like a proper lady) and then she jumps on it, riding him.  She turns and rides him reverse cowgirl which he seems to like as he equates with “being like the rodeo!”

We cut back and forth between medium shots of her face and medium shots of the penetration.  More full body shots would be nice.  Nikki has a kickin little bod and it should be shown off.  Happily, when we move to the spoon position, we get some full body shots, and shots of her nicely trimmed bush taking Kevin to the hilt are pretty effective.  Finally, she turns around  and jerks him off onto his belly.

Reverie over, she is snapped back into reality by Tracey Adams who brings her to see the Dean, Jesse Eastern.  ”Anytime you have a problem, or want to fuck. . .er, want to talk, my door is always open. . .” and Nikki leaves and meets Catty (Summer Rose) who clues Nikki in to Tracey and Jesse’s affair, then tells her cocktails are at 7.

Back to the Dean’s office and Tracey wastes no time in gobbling some knob and finishes him off with a handy.  Both stay clothed thru their encounter, with only his pants around his knees.  There is no post-cum head, tho Tracey does study his cock a bit.

Nikki meets her roommate Mauvais DeNoir.  Nikki mentions that Catty showed her around, and we cut to Taija Rae in a one-piece lingerie on top of Rick Savage.  Then, we see  Tom Byron and Shone Taylor watching the Rick/Taija pairing on some video equipment.  Taija keeps her leotard on and moves into a 69 position, so Rick has to pull the crotch aside to return the favors, and once they move into doggie style, she has the leotard pulled down to her stomach and over her legs so it’s not in the way, but Rick can use it like a handle.  Rick looks over his shoulder, right into the camera, and gives it the high sign.  Back with Tom and Shone and they’re laughing saying the Lone Ranger theme should be playing.  Rick flipped Taija over and came all over her box (tho the leotard is back around her right leg, i.e. in the way.)  Rick comes into the control room and steals a beer and gloats about how well they got their room outfitted with cameras.

Nikki and Mauvais go see Taija and Summer to have some drinky-poos and smoke a little pot.  The boys (Tom, Shone and Rick) then show up and bring beer and sexual advances.

Taija hooks up with Tom and Rick hooks up with Summer, leaving Nikki to fight off Shone‘s advances.  She’s just not that into him.  He kisses on her, but she’s resistant. (And through it all, Mauvais sleeps…)

Tom eats Taija as Summer blows Rick.  Taija’s rocking the tan lines in pretty hard as she grabs beer off of Shone.  Shone takes his shirt off and flexes and grabs Nikki’s left tit a bunch of times, but she’s not into it and shoots him down… but then they’re making out more on the bed, so she’s becoming quite a little cocktease at school.

Summer and Rick move into a 69 as Tom climbs on the other bed, allowing Taija easier access to blow him and then with no transition, he’s banging her doggie style, and Shone is taken on the bed trying to coax Nikki’s hand down to his junk, but she wants to part of it.  Rick, meanwhile, is working her finger in Summer’s ass and then takes her doggie style as well.  The attempted rape of Nikki continues in a wide shot as the other two couples are banging.  Rick keep a finger in Summer’s ass as much as he can.  Finally, Tommy flips her over and she jerks him off onto her tits.  Nikki seems to like to watch, and Rick, we’re led to believe, cums inside Summer, tho we see no evidence of that.

Later, in the afterglow, someone knocks on the door, they all jump under the covers and Taija opens the door, revealing the Dean, making sure there was no pot smoking, drinking or uninvited guests.  That is one hands-on administrator!

Next we see Nikki in class as Buck Adams lectures on “Anglo-saxon narrative” as delivered to us by “the great “Beowulf.”  (The classroom is full of people, so bravo production team for getting your crew and friends in the show!) and then he releases the class.  Mauvais stays behind at his request, and he offers her a position.  WTF is with this script?  A position?!  No matter, he has her spread across her desk as soon as she mentions having read Beowulf.

He eats her out, and she’s got a pretty great rack, but since we’re in closeup, we don’t get to see it enough, as her nipples are trying to poke into the frame, but are contstantly thwarted.  Buck jackhammers her then takes her doggie style on the desk and cums on her ass and back.

A new day and Nikki is upset that she got a Dear Nikki letter.  Summer comes over, asks what is wrong and decides that what she needs is some sweet, sweet loving.  Cue the gentle acoustic guitars and sweet kisses and easily probing hands.  Nikki takes to pussy eating like a fish to water, and the girls kiss a lot with swirly tongues.

Nikki is back in the Dean’s office and he’s very impressed with her progress.  he likes to “give congratulations where congratulations are due” and in this case, congratulations means his cock and they’re due in her mouth.

Uh-oh! What’s this?!  The boys have the Dean’s office wired for camera as well?

The Dean suggests Nikki can get Phi Beta Kappa or Cum Laude status by simply letting him congratulate her.  She takes her shirt and bra off and plays with her nipples as the Dean makes mouth love to his glasses, or at least chews on them a little.  She then strips her jeans off and unhooks her stocking from their garters and rolls them down her leg.  Meanwhile, blue-balled Shone is in the next room getting all sorts of excited.  Nikki  puts herself on his desk and the Dean starts in on her tits.  They fuck and the boys watch on while drinking their beers and Rick makes a joke that the “Dean sure is cumming loud!”  And once the Dean does cum on her ass, he says “We sure came loud!”  Same joke!?

Finally, we see he senior bash is happening and underclassmen are welcome.  The Boys are striking out, and Rick leaves to see a lady friend, but Tom and Shone take Tracey back into a store room, ply her with champagne and she confesses to the fact that the Dean makes her suck his cock.  Tom doesn’t think that sounds so bad, so he asks her to suck his cock, and she does, and Shone fucks her from behind.  they stay in these positions until she jerks Tom off in her hand and Shone comes on her ass.

Finally, Nikki is writing another letter home, bragging of meeting a nice boy she might bring home after the semester is over (who would that be?) and saying how much she loves her time as State College.

Credits.

Well, parts of the story were incomprehensible.  What was the relationship between Buck Adams and Mauvais, anyway?

Paul Vatelli made a bunch of really great movies - I Like to Watch and Stiff Competition, chief among them – but this wasn’t really up to those standards.  Since he died in 1986 from complications arising from AIDS, it’s very possible he was sick at this point in his life and just going through the motions.

All that being said, this is a pretty good cast and a completely typical sexual effort.  Not horrible by any measure, but it never really scaled any heights either.  A solid 2.25 out of 4.

Best scenes are the Nikki/Kevin pairing at the beginning and the Tom/Taija and  Rick/Summer couplings.

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AVN Announces 2013 Hall of Fame Inductees

December 22, 2012, 9:48 pm
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Merry Christmas 2012!

December 24, 2012, 10:34 pm
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For the eighth year running (sorry for missing you 2008!), we've been  listing the Christmas themed porn, and this year isn't much different.

We're adding a bunch of Christmas themed titles... for our hetero visitors...

We've got some fetish titles:

(We're still adding, so check the New Movies page...)

I reviewed Santa Comes Twice for Playboy Radio this time last year...

But the web-content producers are the ones who are really getting their money worth for their investment in a Santa Suit.

Brazzers offers a few holiday themed tid-bits (since the last time we did this):

A Brazzers Christmas Party has Johnny Sins getting molested by a bunch of gals at a Christmas party, notably Dillion Harper, Alice March and Staci Silverstone.brazzers_santa3

They've also got:

Merry Christmas, everybody.  (Unless you don't swing that way, then Happy Tuesday!)

 

 

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An Open Letter to AVN and the Transgender / Transexual Community

December 27, 2012, 12:56 pm
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So, this is what a shitstorm on Twitter looks like, eh?

A couple weeks back, I got an email from Mark Kernes over at AVN asking a simple question, here's the entirety of his email:

Date: Sun, 09 Dec 2012 11:26:26 -0800
From: Mark Kernes <mark.kernes@avn.com>
To: iafd@iafd.com
CC: Brittany St Jordan <brittany@brittanyts.com>, 
 Wendy Williams <hotwendywilliams@aol.com>
Subject: Transsexuals

Hey, guys,
Trannies have been around for a long time now, so isn't it about time 
that iafd either includes them in the "female" rather than "male" 
category (as is currently the case), since that's the sex they say best 
suits their own ideas of themselves, or at least establish a category of 
"transsexual" since most possess both a penis and breasts? It'd be the 
right thing to do.

Regards,
Mark Kernes, AVN

Mark's proselytizing aside, nothing about this email screamed "Your response is on the record" or "I will forward your response to people who disagree with you and then write an editorial about it" so I did not think that is what would happen.  I thought it was just another email from an occasional correspondent.  I didn't notice at the time that is was cc'd to Brittany St. Jordan and Wendy Williams, but I never "reply all" so my response went to Mark only.  Here's the entirety of my remarks:

Date: Sun, 09 Dec 2012 17:31:11 -0500
From: Internet Adult Film Database Staff <iafd@iafd.com>
To: Mark Kernes <mark.kernes@avn.com>
Subject: Re: Transsexuals

Mark,

At this point, we go with genitalia, not self-image.  Born a boy gets 
you marked as a M in our database; we're not currently structured for a 
third gender.  When they go post-op we create a second profile in the 
opposing gender at that point to track those movies and then we link the 
two profiles together.

Jeff

And that was the extent of our conversation.

Then on December 12, I saw a series of tweets directed our way:

https://twitter.com/AmyDalyXXX/status/278301402323886080

https://twitter.com/TSMichelleAusti/status/278322637640433664

https://twitter.com/TsWendyWilliams/status/278283298311114752

https://twitter.com/TsWendyWilliams/status/278283460219645952

And finally this one, which sent me to HungAngels.com:

https://twitter.com/AmyDalyXXX/status/278301662718857216

What is the lead article in the thread?  MY EMAIL TO MARK!

WTF!

Call me old-fashioned, but I still subscribe to the notion that email between two people are just between those people until someone says "Do you mind if I share this?"  Just forwarding private email willy-nilly is in really poor taste.

So the rest of the thread was which consisted of a reasonable comment or two that I took to heart, but there's Amy Daly really making me not want to help the cause at all:

I've emailed them a long time ago and asked to be completely removed from their databases. They don't give a crap. Everyone should totally spam their email and tweet at them though:
https://twitter.com/iafdcom

I also recommend submitting DMCA notices on your profile photos just to create some extra work for them. Fuck IAFD.

The thoughtful remarks really did hit home. The attacking remarks did too.

I had gotten some emails from some fans and performers, some were reasonable, some were insulting.  However, none felt like they were talking to us, just at us. That they just wanted us to know how they felt.  So we took the emails under advisement and started looking how to make things right.

We got a very nice, invective-free email from Michelle Austin.  I began to draft a reply to her, but never sent it because I thought it would be better served as a blog post.  However, the holidays got in the way and slowed my blogging activity way down.

My draft reply to Michelle said this:

Michelle,

Thank you for your polite and informative note.

Judging by the outpouring of emotion from some members in the TS porn community today, it is clear that by our actions we're offending more than we're helping, and that is very much off-message for us. We love porn and the people who make it, so we're not happy at how our actions are being interpreted.

Please don't interpret our ignorance as malice, as it couldn't be further from the truth. We're clumsy, sure, but not on purpose.

The foundations for the database that runs our site were built 20 years ago and it was not built with the capacity for a third gender; so our site is not built upon that foundation either. Our original curator created two tables - ACTORS and ACTRESSES - and placed TS performers into the Actors table, so for consistency sake, we do too. His logic was based on genitals, and that's what we follow... because we don't know any better.

We don't want to hurt your fight, so we will working in the coming weeks to address this issue.

I don't know how much you know about us, but The IAFD is an all-volunteer effort made up of only 12 editors, none of whom work on the site full time. This is a labor of love for us, and we make mistakes just like any other group of humans.

I say this by way of explanation so you know the transition will not be a quick process, as we will have to do quite a bit of manual work identifying and then moving performers from one table to the other, and not all editors will be involved, so we ask for your patience while we get things moving.

And thank you for addressing us rationally and professionally, not resorting to name-calling or lawyer-threatening.

And that pretty much sums it up.  We agree that TS performers deserve their own category; a "gender=t" to use our URL parlance...

In looking at this issue, we're spending time looking harder at the site itself and its technical underpinnings.  One of the posters over at HungAngels said:

Wait....so their database can handle linking two separate "gender specific files" together as one entry...something I'm almost certain the database was not designed for originally, and yet they cant create a 3rd category?

To answer - we don't link them as one entry; it's two entries, linked by a comment.  See it in action with Sulka (Post-Op) and Sulka (Pre-Op). Adding a third table to the database and then having to update every query that runs the site to check a third table is a huge amount of work, and not scalable should the day arise when we'd need to address a fourth gender. (Who knows what wonders the future may hold?)

So instead, we're eliminating the two table design and moving to a more modern single table design where gender or job is not a determining factor.  (We also have a DIRECTOR table; gender=d) But this transition isn't an overnight thing, we have hundreds of stored procedures and thousands of lines of code to go through to make sure we're not referencing tables that won't exist anymore, and I'm the only guy who does the coding, and I do it in my spare time around the requirements of my day job.

But we're working on it.

You can't really blame us for getting things wrong, when the community itself can't seem to agree on terms.  In the AVN editorial, Brittany St. Jordan is quoted:

 'Tranny,' 'shemale,' and all of the demeaning terms need to stop. We are transsexuals and that is how we should be labeled. If more than two syllable words are too difficult for some, then TS is more than appropriate.

Our problem is the industry uses those terms ALL THE TIME.  How many movies have TRANNY or SHEMALE in the title? @GroobySteven, one of the more outspoken producers and leaders in the TS space has this as this Twitter slug: "Producer and owner of Grooby Productions ... shemales, TS's and trannys ... rock and roll? More like a cup of tea please!"  If you can't get Steven -- someone who lives and breathes TS material and lifestyle -- to stop using terms you feel are derogatory, what hope do we have?

Or, in the alternative, is Brittany St. Jordan the outlier, and we shouldn't be listening to her on these matters?  We have no idea who to listen to, so we're doing the best we can.

To address why these movies in the above links are tagged as "(GAY)", when all the performers in a movie have GENDER=M then the site tags that movie as all-male/gay.  We can override this categorization, but that's why it is the way it is by default.  Obviously, this is another behavior we'll be changing.

Now, some quick responses to AVN's article.

Kernes writes:

Now, we understand that the expenses attendant to running IAFD are largely paid for by its moderators, and secondarily by donations from the porn-watching public; hence, its ability to rewrite its database software to add a category for "transsexual" might take some doing—but Jeff gave no indication that IAFD was even interested in doing so. (Those with programming experience who might want to help with such a project can contact IAFD here.)

We don't accept donations from anyone.  (Maybe we should put a PayPal link on the site somewhere.)  Our expenses (hardware purchase, upgrade and maintenance;  co-location rent; bandwidth) are covered by banner advertising and affiliate commissions on the price search; that's it.  There's not a lot left over because I'm less interested in being a salesman than I am about running a useful website in my spare time.  Our editorial team (we're not moderators; that was RAME), comprised of all volunteers,  does not contribute financially to the running of the site, we are lucky to be self-sustaining.

And as far as "Jeff gave no indication that IAFD was even interested in doing so" - I WAS NEVER ASKED.   Mark (the person, not the reporter) sent me an email, I sent him back a one paragraph response because I thought I was only talking to him.  He didn't mention "Go on the record for why you..." I didn't expect that my off-hand response to a knowledgeable member of the community would have resulted in this editorial; had I known, I would have made sure I was clearer and more detailed in my response.  I also would have been happy to grant an interview or have some more meaningful back and forth if Mark was forthcoming with his intentions for my reply.

At the end of the day, my hope is that this blog post allays your fears.  We've listened.  We were ignorant, and you educated us.  We want to do right by the community.  We don't like being hated or spammed or whatever else makes us feel bad. Sex and porn are supposed to make us feel good, so let's try to stick with that.

@GroobySteven made a very generous offer of programming assistance, and we'll discuss that with him in the days ahead.  We know the site has been pretty stagnant for longer than any of us care to admit, and I am hoping this is the first in a number of steps to help modernize the site and develop a base we can work off of going forward.

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All Hail The Prop Master!

January 7, 2013, 7:51 am
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Say what you will about Brazzers, but the attention to detail on the part of their prop guy in their recent release, They Always Come Back, hasn't gone unnoticed. Bravo, sir!

Last Will and Testament of Tom Bailey

However, for shame, video titles guy - KERN, BABY, KERN! - the O-N and I-N-U-E-D of "Continued" should all run into each other -- no gaps! (The perils of using a script typeface!)

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All that said, it's it's worth checking out the scene, despite some horrible focus issues right at the popshot.  Dani's sporting a pretty full bush, and there's some nice set up to the story of her mourning her dead husband and then banging his lookalike brother (Bill Bailey).

My favorite beat in the set up is when she's in the kitchen, naked of course, trying to get a mug down from a high shelf in a cabinet, but she can't reach, so her husband comes in and fetches it for her, and she blows him in thanks.  Considering he's the only one who could have put it on that top shelf to begin with, I think that's a helluva bit of long range planning, sir!

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Today on Radio Sex: Hypnotic Sensations (1985)

January 9, 2013, 10:07 am
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Hypnotic SensationsSo, Spice Radio has been rebranded as Radio Sex, so now I'm on YouPorn on Radio Sex (XM103) today at the usual 2:40ish Eastern to talk with Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn aboout their 1985 movie, Hypnotic Sensations, directed by GVC's in-house director, John Shubert.

I reviewed this over at AEBN, and it's running time is about 10 minutes shorter than the original release.  The original release was 83 minutes, and the AEBN version clocks in at just over 79 minutes, so we're missing 5 minutes for some reason.

This is a charming little fluffball of a movie with a silly script and pretty good sex throughout.  There's only 6 people in the cast, so we get a lot of variety in the pairings, and it sports a couple scenes between our hosts.

The set up is simple -- R. Bolla plays Dr. Sheckle ("Richard. Call me Dick.") a hypnotist who specializes in sexual dysfunction.  He hypnotizes folks to help get them over their hangups.

First up is the only other guy in the cast, Rick Cassidy who gets hypnotized and given the code word "sensation" so that whenever he hears that word, he drops into a trance and his hangups disappear.  Dr. Sheckle introduces him to Heather Cummings, played by Ginger Lynn.  She takes him down to her salon and asks him to kiss her.  He's reluctant, but starts in tentatively.  She encourages him and whispers "What a sensation!" and suddenly he's rock hard and ready to fuck... but they spend a little more time kissing (yay!)  and Ginger asks "Do you want to fuck me, Frank?" and he answers the only way a red-blooded hetero American man could answer - "YES!"

Ginger slips out of her dress and reveals herself in a one-piece black negligee and she works her down to blow him... but we cut away!

Now Christy Canyon is talking with Dr. Sheckle, and the dialogue is cutesy with double-entendre (He: "Spit it out..."  She: "Spit it out? I want to swallow!  That's my problem!") but the crux of her matter is her boyfriend wants to have a three-way, but she has a hard enough time sucking his cock, letting alone eating out some girl's pussy.  So, Dr. Sheckle starts waving the medallion back and forth as we meet back up with Rick and Ginger who are right where we left them, Ginger sucking his cock.

She takes her time and talks to him throughout.  She's controlling the action which is a pleasant change from a lot of scenes where the guy just hammers away at the girl's uvula.

Rick works his way down her body, and he begins to eat her out.  She gives him encouragement and corrective advice along the way, but we then cut back to Dr. Sheckle and Christy, and he programs her so that she becomes a sexual animal whenever she hears the word "sensation."

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Dr. Sheckle asks if she's awake and if it's a pleasant sensation, and it stops her in her tracks and she cheats an awesome glance to the camera.

From there he starts to undress her, and we cut back and forth between R. Bolla and Christy Canyon going at it while Ginger Lynn and Rick Cassidy do the same.  There is an awesome moment when he has Christy splayed out across the desk and her boobs are shown off so amazingly well...

hs3Ginger has some awesome dirty talk going on ("Make my pussy wet so your cock slides in...") and he begins fucking her missionary as we move back upstairs to the Dr. as Christy goes to suck him off.

Back to Ginger and Rick and he's plowing away and she's pinching her nipples and eveentually he pulls out and cums on her bush.  They cuddle and kiss afterwards.

Back to Christy sucking off the good doctor , and she's having a bit of a hard time because R. Bolla is having a hard time coming to full attention.  So, she's working his pole as best she can, but you can see that she's holding his cock up and her suction is the only thing keeping it upright.  But she sells it and it's not as bad as it could have been by a long shot.

Eventually, he's able to mount her and he bangs her for a bit before he pulls out and she jerks him off onto her tummy and tits.

He sends Christy off to explore the house with a "have a pleasant sensation!"

These first two scenes take up almost 40 minutes of the movie.

Christy runs into Ginger in the hall and Ginger overhears Christy saying good bye to "Dick" and Ginger asks if she likes pussy. And you can see where this is going.

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Meanwhile, Dr. Sheckle is now talking to Jessica Wylde and Rikki Blake and Rikki wants her friend Jessica to lighten up and enjoy sex, so Dr. Sheckle sends Rikki away to explore the house so he can get to the matter at hand -- hypnotizing Jessica.

Down in the tub, Ginger undresses Christyand makes love to her boobs and they slide into the tub together.  (Who can blame her, really?)

Upstairs, Jessica is sucking off the Doctor, and he's a bit harder than he was with Christy, but then the scene abruptly cuts to Jessica putting on lipstick.  He sends Jessica out to get Rikki.  (I assume this is the missing 5 minutes?)

Rikki finds herself on a couch and she monologues to herself that there's something  about the place that is so sexual, so she strips down and briefly (30 seconds?) plays with herself.

Ginger and Christy have left the tub and have picked up where they left off on a bed, with Ginger eating Christy out and working a long thin dildo into the equation.

Happily, we find ourselves back with Rikki who masturbates herself to orgasm.  She's a totally hot little number and just as she's beginning to put her clothes back on, Rick Cassidy comes in and asks how she's doing?  She says she's "sensational" which turns him right on and dives onto her.  There's a ton of really annoying video transitions here, as if the editor just put the machine on random and had it transition every 7 seconds.  However, there's a great overhead shot from the second floor looking down on them which almost makes up for the transitions.

Jessica finds herself in Ginger and Christy's room, and she sits in a chair and masturbates, not wanting to interrupt the girls. Eventually they both attack her, with Ginger wielding a giant orange vibrator. Satiated, she leaves and finds her way upstairs to where Rick is banging Rikki, and Rikki yells "Isn't this sensational?" and Jessica is entranced and jumps into the action.  Rick fucks Jessica doggie style for a little bit while she makes out with Rikki and then Rikki jerks Rick off onto her face.

Dr. Sheckle stumbles upon Ginger downstairs primping after her busy afternoon, and he buries his face in her box and then they swap spots so she blows him and then lowers herself onto him for some vigorous riding.  She climbs off and he mounts her and then they move to a modified scissor, then in an abrupt cut, she's riding him again and he flops out of her just as he begins to cum and she jerks him off to finish the job.  It's a pretty good popshot as he explodes out of her.

The movie was pretty hot tho the editing was really somewhat off.  If it wasn't the weird transitions in the Rikki/Rick scene, it was the interruption of one scene at no logical point to jump to another sex scene and then back to the original scene more or less where it was left off.  The cross-cutting didn't allow scenes to really end, which to be, was detrimental.  I would have liked to have seen the end of the Rick popping all over Rikki, but before we had a chance to really enjoy what had happened, we're back to Ginger and R. Bolla.  So, I'm not sure if there was a lack of footage or some other reason for it, but it stops the movie from being something really terriffic and keeps it in the "solid effort" category.

So, for the effort, it gets a 2.5 on the Imperial Scale ("2.50 to 3.35 are all good to great rentals").  A majority of the performers are awesome, and Jessica is OK if she's your cup of tea (she's a bit too severe for my tastes) and the scenes between Christy and Ginger are always worth a look.

 

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Say Hello at AEE

January 17, 2013, 10:08 am
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We'll be wearing these. Stop us and say hello (... unless you're Mark Kernes, then you should apologize first before saying hello...)

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AEE Field Report: You Too Can Be Made to Feel Like an Asshole!

January 17, 2013, 6:32 pm
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Well, two days in, and there are some truths that are making themselves evident.

  1. The talent rules.  I am always amazed at the poise and grace that the talent exhibit when greeted with throngs of fans.
  2. The Hard Rock Event staff go out of their way to make you feel like an asshole.  They're nice enough about it, but you still feel like an asshole.  Let me explain.  The main exhibit hall has doors around all the walls.  They're identical and unmarked.  So when you go to leave the hall to visit another area, you invariably choose the wrong door, and you're stopped by a guy in a Hard Rock jacket telling me I have to go down to the next door to exit.  Conversely, I found myself going into the main hall via an exit door, and AFTER I AM IN THE HALL the guy stops me and says that I'm entering through the exit door.  I look at him and he helpfully says, "Well, you're already in, so you can keep going this time."  He wasn't being hostile, but I still ended up feeling like an asshole being scolded by the hall monitor.
  3. The traffic management is haphazard. Your goal is to manage foot traffic, and I get it, but when there's no clear line or reason for what a line waaaay down the hall is, don't be shocked when people congregate instead of getting in the line.  The Digital Playgound booth is in the main hallway with the rest of the Manwin properties, and there's a line waaaay down at the start of it.  It is unclear what the line is for.  There doesn't seem to be anyone at the head of the line parceling out where people want to go ("Do we have anyone for Selena Rose?") so when there's no one standing in front of Selena Rose, a crowd gathers thinking, maybe, this is where the line should be.  It ain't.  I didn't stick around to find out how one was supposed to see Selena Rose.  The lines inside the main convention center are just as bad... and in The Joint, there's hardly any room for lines, so there's just crowds.
  4. The Joint is a HORRIBLE place to have a booth.  The traffic flow is horrendous.  There's this giant railing that runs thru it that really crowds everything together. I'm sure it makes sense when it's being used as a performance venue, but as a convention space, I found it really lacking.  It felt as I was snaking around the place that I was constantly hitting myself up against the railing.

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Given all of this, it's still good to see everyone; so we've got that going for us.

(I started the day with a quick segment on YouPorn where I got a big unsolicited hug from Ginger Lynn and then I got to slap Christy Canyon's tit a few times, so my 16 year old self had a boner all day.)

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Congrats to the AVN Awards 2013 Winners!

January 20, 2013, 10:44 am
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avn2013logoAVN Awards 2013

Congratualtions to all winners! The full list of winners can be found at AVN's site.

Best 3D Release

Best Actor

Best Actress

Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene

Best All-Girl Release

Best All-Sex Release

Best Amateur Release

Best Anal Release

Best Anal Sex Scene

Best Art Direction

Best BDSM Release

Best Big Bust Release

Best Big Butt Release

Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene

Best Celebrity Sex Tape

Best Classic Release

Best Comedy

Best Director: Feature

Best Director: Foreign Feature

Best Director: Foreign Non-Feature

Best Director: Non-Feature

Best Director: Parody

Best Double Penetration Sex Scene

Best Drama

Best DVD Extras

Best Editing

Best Educational Release

Best Ethnic Release: Asian

Best Ethnic Release: Black

Best Ethnic Release: Latin

Best Fem-Dom Strap-On Release

Best Foot/Leg Fetish Release

Best Foreign Feature

Best Foreign Non-Feature

Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene

Best Gonzo Release

Best Group Sex Scene

Best Internal Release

Best Interracial Release

Best Makeup

Best Male Newcomer

Best MILF/Cougar Release

Best Music Soundtrack

Best New Starlet

Best Non-Sex Performance

Best Older Woman/Younger Girl Release

Best Oral Release

Best Orgy/Gangbang Release

Best Overall Marketing Campaign: Individual Project

Best Packaging

Best Parody: Comedy

Best Parody: Drama

Best POV Release

Best Pro-Am Release

Best Romance Release

Best Sex Scene in a Foreign-Shot Production

Best Solo Release

Best Solo Sex Scene

Best Special Effects

Best Specialty Release: Other Genre

Best Squirting Release

Best Star Showcase

Best Supporting Actor

Best Supporting Actress

Best Tease Performance

Best Three-Way Sex Scene: G/B/B

Best Three-Way Sex Scene: G/G/B

Best Transsexual Release

Best Transsexual Sex Scene

Best Vignette Release

Best Wall-to-Wall Release

Best Young Girl Release

Clever Title of the Year

Crossover Star of the Year

Director of the Year: Body of Work

Favorite Body (Fan Award)

Favorite Porn Star (Fan Award)

Female Foreign Performer of the Year

Female Performer of the Year

Hall of Fame

Hall of Fame (Founders Branch)

Male Foreign Performer of the Year

Male Performer of the Year

MILF/Cougar Performer of the Year

Most Outrageous Sex Scene

Movie of the Year

Reuben Sturman Award

Transsexual Performer of the Year

Twitter Queen (Fan Award)

Unsung Male Performer of the Year

Unsung Starlet of the Year

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Today on Radio Sex: Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle (1981)

January 23, 2013, 12:02 am
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Deep Inside Annie SprinkleToday around 2:40pm Eastern on Radio Sex (SiriusXM 103) You Porn, I'll be talking with Ginger and Christy about Joe Sarno's 1981 classic, Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle, in honor of their guest, Annie Sprinkle.

DIAS is the fourth movie in Evart's star based series, coming after Jennifer Welles, Gloria Leonard and Seka but predating Little Oral Annie and Angel Cash's entries in the series.

The movie opens up with Annie, braless, looking gorgeous in a low cut outfit sitting in front of a piano where she shares with us some family photos and gives us a little bit of her history.  She confesses she lost her virginity somewhere between 16 and 17 and that her family knows what she does for a living in the sex trade and they try to be understanding.  However, all talk and no play makes us all a bit restless, so Annie introduces us to David Messa (as Bobby Soccie) and Frank Vickers (as Roger Ram) as a couple of hunks she wants to play with.

She shows off some very impressive deep throating skills, taking her partners balls deep down her throat before jerking them off to completion.

Next up, she's standing in lingerie with the cups of the bra cut out, so her pendulous breasts are on display, and she asks the silly question "Do you like big tits?"  (If we didn't, we'd be watching one of the Itty Bitty Titty movies...) Sassy is the lucky gal who gets to make love to those breasts, and she spends a good deal of time worshiping them until Annie returns the favor.  There's lot of nipple-on-nipple action, lovingly captured.

Eventually, Annie does make her way downtown, eating Sassy out to orgasm and then a little nipple-on-pussy action as well.  We're really highlighting her breasts in this sequence.  Annie looks back at the camera and mentions that she's like to have a nice hard prick to fuck her between her tits, and VOILA!  there's Ron Jeremy!  (This is 1981 Ron, so he's still hairy, but very much in shape and without the trademark afro.)

So, while Ron titfucks Annie, Sassy looks on, massaging her own mammaries until Ron straddles Annie's tits and then Sassy goes in and eats her out and Ron cums on Annie's face.

Next, Annie is in a leather get-up with her boobs swing free as she plays pool.   This next segment is about ass-play, and in case you wondered why Annie keeps her middle fingernail cut short, this is where you find out. Marc Valentine is ass up on a bed, and Annie climbs up on top and slobbers over his butt a bit before sliding her finger up his bum.  She mentions that her ass is sensitive too, so Marc works his ring finger up there, eventually working his middle finger in her quim.  This doesn't last very long before a long, thin buttplug comes out and he works the plug up her butt.  Her hips buck and fight until he slides his cock up there.  It's not very long before he pulls out and cums on her ass.

Next up, Annie is in a yellow bustier with her breasts unable to be constrained so her nipples are sticking out, and she explains that sometimes her pussy, when it is very aroused, likes to squirt hot liquid out.  Mal O'Ree has been eating her out for an hour or so, she claims, and her pussy is VERY aroused. She squirts on him, but then it turns to pee and she pees on him.  She puts her hand down to catch some and lets the residue drip into her mouth.  They move into 69 with her on top and he works a finger in her ass and her pussy as she swallows him down to the root.  She pees some more into his mouth.  (This footage is all available on the 2010 DVD re-release; NOT on the   initial DVD release.)  She climbs off him, they make out a bit, and she straddles his cock, peeing more as he tries to slide inside her.  He's pretty soft at this point, so it takes some effort getting him up in her business.   Finally, he jerks himself off as she pees on him a little more.

Deep Inside Annie Sprinkle Daisy ChainNext up is the centerpiece of the movie, a 7 girl orgy.  Heather Young, Barbara Miller, Judy Bilodeau, Diana May (as Lee Starr), Lisa B. (as Lisa Be) and Sheisha Jones.  The girls are all over each other, laying across one another, kissing, suckling, eating.  It culminates in a big daisy chain. The girls looks all scream SEVENTIES (even tho it was 1981, we're still in the late 70s, lookwise).  Sarno does an excellent job of capturing a wide variety of actions.

Next up, Annie masturbates for us, in an effort for us to get closer to her.  She talks dirty throughout. She pulls out a precursor to the magic wand and just gives herself over to the pleasure.

The OrleansCut to NYC - the Orleans Off-Broadway Theatre on 47th Street, west of Broadway, across from the Hotel Edison where it's showing a festival of Annie's movies.  She tells us that sometimes she likes to go into a theatre that's showing her movies and fuck anything that moves.  She sidles up to porn's grandpa Jack Teague and blows him to completion while Mike Feline eats her out from behind.  Then she blows Mike and he cums on her.  She also fucks Michael Gaunt for good measure.

She's in a photo studio next, with hot spandex pants and a Partner t-shirt (Partner was a magazine of the time) and we meet Buddy Hatton who is watching his lady friend Bunny Hatton pose on a seamless for Annie's camera.  Bunny has a Sarah Shevon / Sovereign Syre vibe.  Annie needs to get some split beaver shots, but Bunny's labia aren't behaving, so she dives in to help open her up, and eventually moves to some beads while Buddy decides to get in on the action, and puts his dick in the general direction of Bunny's mouth.  Annie strips down  and gets fucked, then she and Bunny go into a 69 and Bunny gets fucked doggie style while Annie tries to keep her nose out of harm's way, pulling Buddy's cock out for some sucking every so often.  Buddy finally pulls himself out of Bunny and cums on Annie's face.  Annie deep throats him a little for good measure.

Finally, we see Annie on a rooftop overlooking Manhattan and she confesses sometimes she just needs to get fucked by a guy she likes.  So, she goes home, plays the piano a little, and tells us about how she likes to make "old fashioned love" and her meeting Ron Hudd inspired these feelings.

He eats her out, she sucks him off with a lot of spit and he bones her.  They kiss some throughout, but she does slip a finger up in her pussy as he's fucking her  (how old fashioned!) and it ends with him pulling out and jerking himself off onto her garter belt.

We see Annie walking along The River and she tells us she hopes she made us feel special and good.  She blows us a kiss and walks away.

WOW WOW WOW.

Annie has become so much of a feminist icon in her later life and career that it's easy to forget how fucking hot she was in the prime of her career.  This movie just oozes sex and is, IMHO,  required viewing.  The costumes and hairstyles aren't completely distracting.  Annie looks great naked.  Her tits are really perfect and they're not ignored in the slightest.

The performers are all shown off very well.  Sarno knew what he was doing.

Over at videotramp.com, DirtyMovieDevotee really sums it up perfectly: "Truth be told, there are no dull moments here and this has as much to do with Annie’s powerful and ingratiating personality as with the intimate imagination on display. Her legion of fans will want to own their very own copy. If you’re not among them, you may actually find yourself walking away as one. In that case, poetic justice has been served."

Indeed.  On the Imperial Scale, this is a 3.95 out of 4.  (The urinating may not be every one's cup of tea, and a few of the dicks could have been harder...)

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