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Sandy kills at least 33 people and Gamelink is having a sale!

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Not many people know this but IAFD is based in the region that’s been severely impacted by Tropical Storm/Cyclone Sandy. I am not in the area but worry about my chief colleague and his family in the aftermath since I have had my share of experiences with hurricanes. As far as I know, the storm has killed over 33 people but the people over at Gamelink can make some of that pain go away!

Let me quote excerpts of the press release I received today from their publicist:

(San Francisco, CA) October 30, 2012 – GameLink, the leading e-commerce and adult VOD superstore, looks to offer relief to the millions stranded at home as Hurricane Sandy descends forcefully upon the East Coast.

As nervous citizens who waited out the storm in hopes of relief as Sandy pushed north and continues down its path, GameLink wants to make the delay, and the days, less stressful, immediately discounting 25% off all orders with coupon code *redacted*. The immediate sale gives customers over 100,000 products to choose from and the entire catalogue of movies available at GameLink.com.

There is no note of donation of the proceeds. Gamelink’s just having a straight up sale for people that are so distressed about the situation that they need to jerk off. In case these people don’t have electricity, don’t fear:

Most importantly, the sale will cover all of the VoD movies that are available instantly, which are also available to watch on all mobile devices. Even if power stays out, customers can still access mobile movies.

How considerate… This sale is not limited to the people affected by the storm. Friends and family can fap to their heart’s content  as they worry about their loved ones too! Even the people who don’t give a shit can partake in this sale as long as they have this code.

Every time the bar is lowered in porn, there are always people that still manage to limbo under it. The opinions I expressed in this blog should not be considered endorsed by my colleagues.

Edited 30 minutes afterward: After reviewing articles posted on AVN and XBIZ/XFANZ, gamelink is donating the sales proceeds to the Red Cross. Seems like they’re not terrible people;  just a bonehead press release snafu that forgot to mention this.


Hey, America! Get Out and Vote!

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Today’s a pretty big day for us Yanks, we go and stand in line for a little while and try to change the course of history.  Whether we are successful is mostly out of our hands, but the victory is in our ability to do something about it.  (Or that we have the illusion of being able to do something about it, if you’re really cynical about it . . .)

So, regardless of who you support in this election, it’s most important that you let your voice be heard and counted.

If you’re in LA County and a member of the adult film industry and like small government, you probably want to VOTE NO ON MEASURE B, just like the LA Times, LA Daily News and bunches of others.  But you may prefer to vote YES ON MEASURE B like the Los Angeles County Medical Association and some others (tho implying that supporting condoms in adult films is equivalent to supporting Measure B is a logical fallacy. You can dislike Measure B but still like condoms in your movies.)

Either way, make your choice, stand up and get counted – that’s the important part. . . otherwise you lose your right to bitch about it. . .

After Jenna Jameson endorsed Mitt RomneyThe Daily Beast wasn’t able to find (perhaps they didn’t try very hard) to find anyone else to do the same.

If you’re in NYC, you might want to spend tonight with Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin.

These opinions are mine and may or may not be shared by the rest of the staff here.

Today on Spice Radio: Torn (1999)

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Today on Spice Radio’s YouPorn (SiriusXM 103) I’ll be talking about Veronica Hart‘s 1999 movie, Torn, starring Ginger Lynn and featuring today’s guest, RayVeness.

I’m reviewing this off the VOD available at HotMovies and this has been hacked to ribbons. Apparently, there’s a lot of plot cut out as well, because Riley’s review of the original VHS mentions lots of stuff we don’t get here.  (Riley’s review is not all that flattering as he has a fetish for 18 year old girls, and Ginger is not that in this movie.)  The VOD at HotMovies runs 72 minutes and the original movie was twice that at 141 minutes… but we go with what we got, and judge it on those merits…

The movie opens with a g/g between Chloe and Mia Smiles.  Chloe is an animalistic performer, and that is really evident when it’s her turn to receive from Mia.  Mia gets a hand up in Chloe and Chloe yells and screams pretty good.  She’s an intense performer and really gets lost in her performances, with eyes rolling back in her head and her whole body wracked by spasms.  There’s very little kissing in this scene, but the girls are completely in tune with one another.

We then cut to our star, Ginger Lynn, in a warehouse, dressed in a skintight black leather catsuit and climbing a rope cargo net.  She purrs “Boys, boys, boys, let’s do this!” and Alec MetroChris Cannon and Michael J. Cox go to town.  The guys are one side of the net and Ginger’s on the other.  Their cocks are all poking thru the net and she starts things off with a blowbang, maintaining eye contact with each of the lucky fellas.  Soon enough, they’re all on the same side of the net, and Ginger is grunting and panting as she’s sucking off  Chris and Michael while Alec eats her out (and works a finger into her ass to boot). Michael J. is the first to fuck her (with a condom).  He stops for a second and Ginger sneers at him “Are you going to fuck me?  If you’re going to fuck me, fuck me!” and he dives back in with gusto as she blows the other two, fitting both of their cocks in her mouth. Dissolve to Alec banging her silly (with condom) as Chris and Michael J. work on her face more.  Then the fun begins as Ginger is air tight with Alec going up the butt (condom) while Chris is working her pussy and Michael J is getting blown.  The boys then cum all over her torso and neck.

WTF?  The VOD has cut out Stacy Valentine?!? She first has a scene with Devin Wolf and then another with RayVeness and Julian.  What is going on here?!?

Skipping over that tragedy, next up is Juli Ashton who has never looked hotter.  She’s a flight attendant and she asks a passenger, Beth Ann Rafael, (in a poorly dubbed scene) if she’d like to cop a feel.  She steals second and then leaves to approach Ginger (whom she calls “Miss Bijou”) and strap her in her seat with wrist restraints.  Sean Michaels, in the window seat, asks is this “is a masturbatory flight” and Juli assures him it is and thanks him for asking.  He then whips it out and Ginger leans over to blow him.  Juli comes back down the aisle and asks Miss Bijou if she’s like a butt plug.    Ginger excitedly agrees and Juli goes down on her, eventually working the buttplug all the way in.  Juli returns with some strapons and DP’s Ginger with a large black dong and the aforementioned buttplug.  Juli goes away again and when she comes back, Ginger returns the favors, eating her out in a standing position which shows off Juli’s curves and allows Ginger easy access to her ass.  Juli wraps things up and Sean cums on Ginger’s tits.

Another dissolve and Ginger is teasing John Decker, not quite sucking him, just licking and teasing.  Ginger looks pretty great in a tight red sweater and jeans.  She asks him if he has any condoms with him and she pulls it out just as we cut to Chloe, Mia and Devin Wolf doing shots. (We missed some story development here, VOD editors!) Back to the pooltable and John is eating Ginger out, much to her light, and then he starts fucking her (condom).  There’s an energetis doggie session after which he cums on her ass accompanied by some insane grunting sounds.

Then we have Kylie Ireland blowing  Devin Wolf while porn mascot Scotty Schwartz is asleep next to them in the bed. (No explanation why.  I assume that’s in the 70 minutes of lost footage…) Kylie slips on a condom and climbs on top of Devin.  She rides him for quite a while before he flips her over.  She acknowledges Soccty quite often, worrying that they’re going to wake him up.  This makes for some nice mischievousness  to the point where Devin reaches to lift Kylie’s leg and lifts Scotty’s instead promping a big smile from Kylie which is nice.  Eventually, he pulls out and cums on her belly and tits.  It’s a pretty long scene for just two positions.

Now we have Ginger and Chloe looking deeply into each others eyes.  As intense as Chloe was with Mia, it’s all gentle and cooing with Ginger.  A review tells us this is because she is Ginger’s biggest fan and this is a fantasy come true, so this is more lovemaking than fucking.  Ginger does some nipple biting, so it’s not all romance and candlight and eventually the girls share a double dong… an act that I suspect requires quite a bit of practice to get the physics right. The girls share an orgasm and end with a kiss.

Last up is Ginger Lynn with Devin Wolf.  It starts with him eating her out , then she blows him and then he jerks off onto his belly.  He apologies to “Claire” for cumming so soon.  This is a pretty short scene. But wait!  He gets his second wind and bangs her with reckless abandon (condom), eventually cumming “inside her” which means “we don’t see it.”

Then the credits roll, and we see all these people had character names, and people we never saw are listed (Sharon Mitchell, Veronica HartTina Tyler, etc.)

 

 

Venus Berlin 2012

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Well despite last year proclaiming that I needed to take a break from going to the Venus show, I went to Berlin anyway because I wanted to see my European friends. Besides my best German friend, Malte, said he couldn’t afford going to America for the AVN show.

This year’s show was run by new organisers, and I appreciated the efforts they went to try to accommodate the attendees. When there were long lines for people to pick up their badges, staff met people in the lines with temporary badges (1 day)  so they that could get into the show right away. They could pick up their 4 day badges later.

The show shrunk for the fourth consecutive year where I only spent most of my time between four booths.: my host booth (UKAP), Girlfriend Films’, Pierre Woodman’s, and Salma de Nora’s. The international presence was very low with fewer American, Czech, and Hungarian girls compared to previous years.

Carolina Abril Silvia Rubi

Meet Carolina Abril, Silvia Rubi, and Julia de Lucia.

I followed these three Spanish girls around so much. I ended helping them network with my friends. My friends even joked that I had stalked those Spanish girls so much that they were now following me. That’s why we ended up calling it “Stalk”holm Syndrome. I don’t think they have done any American productions yet but they liked to exhibit themselves. If you asked nicely, they treated you nicely. Thank you, girls.

For the rest of the photos.

Today on Spice Radio: Love and Bullets (2003)

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Today (Nov 14 at 2:40ish Eastern) on Spice Radio’s YouPorn (SiriusXM 103) I’ll be talking about Veronica Hart‘s 2003 movie, Love And Bullets, starring Ginger Lynn and featuring today’s guest, Rebecca Love.

The movie opens with Hershel Savage and Ginger Lynn running around a house shooting at each other.  Herschel has an AK-47 while Ginger is packing Dual 9mms.  There’s a blue tape line running down the length of the living room.

We hit the credit sequence and which flashes us back to their wedding, and then we begin to zoom thru scenes from a marriage – we seem them having their picture taken with a SOLD sign on their first house.  Ginger and Herschel have a very nice chemistry together, and that follows thru after he carries her over the threshold and into the first sex scene.

They take their time, nothing is really rushed.  He takes his time pulling per panties down, kissing her legs, her feet; spending some time eating her out in a way almost designed to get her off, not to just add a position to a shot list. They have sex in missionary and he cums on her box.  Just like married people. :-)

More scenes from the marriage – they go into business together – “Richard Roman Plastics Manufacturing”  becomes “K&R Plastics Manufacturing” and there are more pictures taken.  The photo sessions are a nice device and allow us to see them playing together.

Some more scenes of them making out various places, having more pictures taken, she blows him outdoors . . . but then the same old, same old sets in.  In another photo shoot, they change the name of the company to “K&R  Adult Novelties, Inc” — something that is clearly her idea and he doesn’t want any real part of it.

He’s banging her doggie style and her eyes roll.  It’s an uncomfortably funny scene.  More arguments. More sexual advances turned down . . .  and we’re only 25 minutes in!  Ginger looks thru old photo albums (see what they did there!) and tries to remember the good times.

A tense argument over dinner about business about her name not being on any business papers.  He tries to play it off as him being chivalrous – taking all the risk for shipping dildoes across state lines, and she asks for a divorce, and he doesn’t want one. SO she breaks a glass on the table and threatens that she hasn’t even gotten started yet.

Back at the office, Herschel is buttering up an unenhanced and super-cute Katie Morgan (God she plays — she is playing, right? — ditzy so fucking well) to be the K&R spokesperson.  She thanks him by blowing him . . . and as you could expect, Ginger walks in on them, but as you might not expect (since this is porn) SHE WALKS BACK OUT!

(I should take a moment to say how happy I am that Ginger’s character is named Karen.  Herschel has a great New York accent and every time he yells “Ka-ren!” I flash to Ray Liotta yelling at Lorraine Bracco in Goodfellas.)

Katie continues blowing him,then fucks him a bit and he shoots his wad across her chin.

Since turnabout is fairplay, Ginger, back at the house, fucks the poolboy (Kurt Lockwood) and Herschel catches them in the act.  Thjere’s a lot of good oral action from Ginger here, first as she’s in the pool and later as they’re 69′ing.  Ginger gets buggered and finally, Kurt cums all over her face.

(How times change. Last week’s review had zero facials in it as it was made at a time when they fell out of favor for health reasons.)

Next up, Katie MorganAva Devine and Aria are shooting some porn, and Herschel drops by the set to deliver some dildoes and Veronica Hart brushes him off, telling him she couldn’t use his toys because they kind of stink and she’s using Doc Johnson instead.  They talk business and he leaves, letting the g/g/g play out with Veronica shouting some direction while the girls go to town on one another with Aria squirting along the way.

Herschel is on the phone with Ginger and suggests a three way, and she’s playing with her guns and agrees to a three way… but not with him.  Billy Glide is having his cock sucked by big-titted Rebecca Love as Ginger sits by sipping some wine.  Herschel walks in with flowers and champagne but and sees the writing on the wall, and the tape on the floor — no three-way for him as Ginger spitefully begins to make out with Rebecca and Billy’s cock.  Once Ginger gets to blowing Billy, it gives Rebecca time to free her huge jugs from their bra before she jumps back onto Billy’s dick, happily sharing with Ginger.  Ginger keeps poking Rebecca with her tongue playfully.  It’s pretty cute and kinda hot.  Finally, he fucks Rebecca (condom) as he eats out Ginger.  Biggest problem with the scene is there’s not really enough full body shots of Rebecca.  You’ve got these huge tits, and you’re not really showing them off to their best advantage . . . Billy moves on to fuck Ginger and Ginger goes to town on Rebecca’s dripping wet box.  Finally, he shoots his load over the girls faces as they make out.

Herschel gets some stuff at the hardware store and throws a party trying to raise investment money for the business.  He chats up Brooke Hunter while Ginger gets hammered on some spiked wine.  She makes a complete fool of herself as Brooke and Herschel retire to the house for some negotations; and by negotiations, I mean fucking.

He eats her out , then they 69 each other , he fucks her, vaginally and anally, and then cums on her pussy.  She’s a little too porno fake for my tastes in this scene, so its good its kind of short.

Lastly, an orgy breaks out poolside — hey, good to see Kelly Nichols! — and Kris Slater has Vicky Vette and Pason working on his dick and Sergio bangs Dana Vespoli.  Of note, Vicky takes Kris up the bum before he cums on her and Red’s faces; and Sergio blows it on Dana’s chin as well.

Herschel wakes Ginger up and tells her he has her embarrassing display on tape, and her actions destroyed any attempts at getting funding.  She threatens him for spiking her drink, pulls a gun out from under her pillow and squeezes off a few shots.  He runs out, she grabs another gun from her bureau and goes after him.  He runs to a closet, pulls out an AK-47 and returns fire, and we’re back at the Mexican Standoff from the beginning.

The cops are outside and Ginger walks out with Herschel as a hostage.  She’s going to get that divorce.

Cut to Tina Tyler looking utterly amazing as Ginger’s lawyer, and the plot wraps itself up in a way that is true to itself.

This was a pretty good movie with 7 pretty solid sex scenes (scene breakdown 7 and 8 happen at the same time, but the pairings don ‘t interact)

Veronica Hart doesn’t do anything super flashy with her camera, dramatic scenes are mostly static shots that are cut back and forth which isn’t all that visually interesting. The camera moves a little more during the sex, but not a ton.  It’s a long way from a handheld gonzo. I hoped there would be more full body shots, but instead, everything is shot with 2/3 coverage, which is way better than a movie full of gyno shots.  I’m a sucker for seeing a girl’s entire body…

Best scenes to check out on VOD – I’m a sucker for Katie Morgan so she gets a nod and the Ginger Lynn / Rebecca Love / Billy Glide tryst was fun while it lasted (it’s one of the shorter scenes in the movie).

On the Imperial scale, it’s a 2.85 out of 4.0 – “2.50 to 3.35 are all good to great rentals” – it’s a good movie.  Not great by any measure, but it has some aspirations and it’s professionally made all around.  It’s not quite sure if it’s a comedy or a drama, but it does nicely with both tones when it has to play them.   The early scenes are fun and easy going, and Ginger and Herschel have no problem playing falling in love, nor is falling out of love a problem.

Please Don’t Quit, Mark Suben!

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Here in the northeast (and maybe elsewhere), a lot has been made of Cortland County (NY) prosecutor Mark Suben coming clean about his porn past. Suben, under the nom de porn, Guy Thomas, made 10 or so movies from 1972 to 1974.

According to nj.com, a YouTube video made the rounds during Suben’s re-election, in what I assume was an attempt to smear him.  The video is snarky and, at 15 minutes, overly long to make their point.

But, he has since admitted that Mark Suben = Guy Thomas.  His spokesperson said:

“This was nearly 40 years ago. It was not illegal. Mark Suben was not yet married. He was not practicing law and he was not a law student . . . it has nothing to do with his law practice or his current position as the district attorney of Cortland County.”

(I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure it technically would have been illegal at the time he was shooting porn in New York.  Porn production wasn’t really legalized until Hal Freeman fought his way to the California Supreme Court and even then, it merely legalized shooting porn in California.  But I think that hunting down that witch  is more akin to protesting that someone took a drink during prohibition…)

Semantics aside, Suben didn’t do anything wrong by modern standards, and his acts a lifetime ago shouldn’t have any bearing on his acts in his current life.

Politically, we understand you can’t embrace your porn past, and your statements make it clear you’re very embarrassed by them:

“I used bad judgment myself in my youth. . . I was an actor in adult films in the early 1970s. I also acted in other venues, off-Broadway, soap operas. . . A few weeks ago, when asked, I denied this to members of the press. I regret that and I apologize. I was shocked to be confronted by this so many years later.  .  . I was embarrassed for my family and friends who have stood by me. I also denied my actions to my family, my friends and my staff. After that brief period of my life, I found my calling in the law, particularly in prosecution, and have dedicated my life and my career to doing what I’ve been elected to do – protecting my home community.  I will continue to do that. I cannot defend my bad judgment, both my involvement years ago and my denial of it recently.”

I agree with half of his last statement.  Lying about it recently did no good.  But having done it years ago — was it bad judgement at the time, or in hindsight now that you carry an elected position and now that such a thing might not get you elected again?

I say, perhaps the lying is what you should be held accountable for and embarrassed by; not the fact that you fucked some girls on film back in the days when you were footloose and fancy free and not a public servant.

So, Mark, please don’t quit.  Don’t cave into pressure.  Keep putting away the bad guys.  Blaze a trail for so many others who have been ostracized for legal choices they made years ago and are still paying the price… and own the fact that you got to bang Georgina Spelvin and Darby Lloyd Rains and 80′s disco sensation Andrea True!

XBiz Nominations 2013: Best Releases

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All-Black Release of the Year

All-Girl Release of the Year

All-Sex Release of the Year

Amateur Release of the Year

Asian-Themed Release of the Year

Couples-Themed Release of the Year

Fetish Release of the Year

Gonzo Release of the Year

Interracial Release of the Year

Latin-Themed Release of the Year

Specialty Release of the Year

Vignette Release of the Year

XBiz Nominations 2013: Best/Supporting Actor and Actress

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Best Actor – Couples-Themed Release

Best Actor – Feature Movie

Best Actor – Parody Release

Best Actress – All-Girl Release

Best Actress – Couples-Themed Release

Best Actress – Feature Movie

Best Actress – Parody Release

Best Supporting Actor

Best Supporting Actress

Best Non-Sex Acting Performance


XBiz Nominations 2013: Production Nods

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Best Art Direction

Best Editing

Best Music

Marketing Campaign of the Year

Screenplay of the Year

Best Special Effects

XBiz Nominations 2013: Parody and Movie of the Year

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Feature Movie of the Year

Parody Release of the Year: Comedy

Parody Release of the Year: Drama

XBiz Nominations 2013: Transsexual Categories

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XBiz Nominations 2013: Gay Categories

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XBiz Nominations 2013: Performers of the Year

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XBiz Nominations 2013: Director of the Year Categories

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Director of the Year – Feature Release

Director of the Year – Non-Feature Release

Director of the Year – Parody

Director of the Year: Body of Work

XBiz Nominations 2013: European and Foreign Categories

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European Director of the Year

European Feature Release of the Year

European Non-Feature Release of the Year

Foreign Female Performer of the Year

Foreign Male Performer of the Year


Today on Spice Radio: Dream Walk (1989)

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There’s a host of legends on the radio today, with Rhonda Jo Petty and Nina Hartley joining Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn on Spice Radio’s YouPorn XM103, so I was able to find a movie that features both Rhonda and Nina to talk about on Wednesday 11/29 around 2:40pm Eastern — Cecil Howard‘s 1989 video, Dream Walk.

“A guilty secret simmers behind Nina’s bedroom door. Runaway Stacy and Tom return to fight sexual fire with fire. An electric, all-star cast in award-winner Cecil Howard’s masterpiece of raw emotion — a paradise of flesh that forbids nothing.”

We open with a mouthwatering Nina Hartley talking about how the kids are back in the house, and how since they’re all of age now, they can all just sit around and drink.  Then we see Nina suffering with a case of the hornies in bed with Paul Thomas, but as she starts to suck him to hardness, he yells “I can’t! No!” but then he gives over to it, but delivers a bunch of verbal abuse, calling her all sorts of names – whore, cunt, etc.  the sex ha sa few weird artificial POV cutaways where the camera bobs in and out of the performers face, but the absolute highlight is Nina riding him cowgirl where we either get awesome shots of her award winning ass, or her bearing down and grinding herself down on his cock.  You can really see her ab muscles tense as she straddles him.  We’re led to believe he cums inside her.  Afterwards, he worries, “. . . the kids?” and she sneers “After last night, they’ll sleep.  I love you, Nick.  You look so guilty!” and he falls asleep as she leaves the room.

Nina walks down the hall and peers in on Tom Byron as he lays in bed smoking a cigarette.  As Nina showers, Tom finds his way into his stepsister Stacey Donovan‘s room. He steals a cigarette from her as he considers her sleeping body.  He grabs a pair of panties from the bed and sniffs them.  Her eyes open as we fade to black.  Tom re-enters his room with the cigarette and her panties which he nuzzles and smells as he touches himself down his pants.  Stacy enters, breaking his reverie and tells him he can keep the cigarette, but not the panties.  She pulls them on, flashing her ass at him, then getting snotty as he looks at her.  Stacy giggles about hearing Mom and Stepdad going at it last night.

The family is on the couch as Stacy says all she wants is “the money” and then PT mentions how proud he is of the children as Tom and Stacy start to go it on the couch a little.  PT finds solace in a bottle as Nina undresses for bed.  She looks great in a pink satin bra and panty set, with her assets on fine display.  She says to him “We can’t let them get away with this!  This is your house!  Tell them!” and he responds “What can we possibly tell them, after what we’ve done.”

The plot thickens.  Lots of mystery.  Why do the step-siblings go at it like that out in the open?  What money?  Why won’t PT have sex with his new wife? What have they done?

Nina brings Ron Jeremy home, and he says he wants to see her naked, but she tells him he needs to put the money on the table first. WHAT?!  They have some teasing talk as she gets undressed to shoes and panties. The panties ride up her ass and really show it off.  Cecil is no idiot.  This is 1989 Ron, so there’s nothing to fear. :-)

He makes her play with his dick inside his pants for a while, but she says she wants to suck it, but he wants to wait.  He puts her on the couch and makes her play with herself for a while and he pulls his cock out to play with it. He asks like a kid at Christmas, “Got any toys!?  Show me!” and she drops her panties, grabs her purse and pulls out a standard dildo. After a bit of self-play, she tells him “I want you to fuck me now!” and she goes a little crazy as he plunges inside her.  We’ve got a lot of full-body shots here which really serves Nina well.  He starts fucking her doggie and she starts yelling “No! No! No!” in crazy ecstasy and he asks her if she’ll cum for him and she bucks him and cums, then she turns and sucks him off.  Lots of good eye contact with a devilish grin as she jerks him completion all over her boobs (with an errant drop on her chin).  After they’re done, she’s all business, her voice drops an octave and she shuffles him out as he laughs.

She looks towards the upstairs and Tom and Stacy are in bed and he says “this is chaos, Celeste. . . how do you like it?”

The next day, PT and Nina are in the sitting room as Tom comes in and cockily tries to engage them in conversation. He asks if PT is drinking a Gin and Tonic and helps himself to one.  Things are fucked up in this family!  Stacy brings in Tasha Voux, someone she met from New York.  Stacy leans in to Nina and says “You better just give me the money, or I’ll tell Nick (PT) about all the johns you bring over as he’s sleeping it off.”

The family that secrets together, fucks together?

As Nina walks past Tom’s room and he grabs her, pulls her robe off and he starts to go at it with her.  As Tom frigs her, she tries to explain about things, and he pushes her on the bed and says “Show me how you love my father! Now suck it!!”

There’s an intensity to this that it pretty hot.  Movie sex is so much better when its motivated, by even the barest of wants and needs.

After sucking him off, Tom throws her back on the bed and digs into her box like there’s no tomorrow.  Nina’s got the quivering ab muscles happening, pulling at his hair, tweaking her nipples.  She’s throwing herself into the scene. He fucks her silly doggie then missionary before jerking off on her belly.  After, she says “I want you to know what it was like with Nick and me!” and we cut to PT in bed, wondering what he just heard.

Cut to Tasha and Stacy in her room talking about the party they went to, and apparently, they robbed some folk there.  They’re on the grift?  Tasha asks “Why did you invite me here? Don’t you care what your family thinks?”  ”Maybe they can pay me to stay away…”

As Nina shaves her pubes in her post-coital shower, Tasha and Stacy go at it.  Tasha wasn’t the prettiest girl in porn, but she’s got a pretty good rack which are shown off as she leans forward, and she actually looks pretty good here.  She and Stacy have some pillow talk and Stacy goes down on her.  Then the swap positions in an awkward cut.  Stacy sounds like a baby crying as Tasha eats her out.  It’s a little off-putting. As they finish, Tasha explains that now, she wants Tom.

Nina comes out of the shower and looks at herself in the bedroom mirror.

We pan across Times Square and cut to Rhonda Jo Petty delivering phone sex as PT exits from her bathroom and starts to touch himself thru his pants. We crosscut between RJP playing with herself and Nina playing with herself.  Nina monologues through her masturbation about all she wants in Nick, not his money. . . she has a shattering orgasm.

RJP is done with her call (masturbating with a hair brush throughout) and finally acknowledges PT.  He sits on the bed and pulls wad of cash out, peels off a single bill and leaves it on the dresser.  Nina lies down to sleep and we cut back to RJP taking PT in her mouth. He begs her to suck him and she grabs his cock hard and he begs her to fuck him.  She tells him he’s not there for pleasure, he’s there for something else.

He rolls over on the bed and she climbs on his back rubbing herself all over and he narrates and asks her to dig her nails into his back.  She moves down and bites his ass cheeks a bit and he begs “hurt me! hurt me!”  There’s an odd cut, so I’m not sure if we lost anything here or not; but it cuts to RDP on her back fucking herself with her hairbrush while PT jerks off over her and finally thrusts into her, making we wail like an animal.  He bangs her silly, and we get to watch her tits swing around which is nice, and she’s screaming like a banshee.  He climbs off her, moves up her body and jerks off as she screams for him to cum on her tits.  He launches a most unlike PT load, hitting her on the chin and body.  After he’s done, he asks her her name (“Gillian”) and he asks if she wants to know his name, and she says she doesn’t need to.  He says he wants to giver her a present. She asks if he’s lonely and he says yes.  She asks if he lives alone, and he says no, he lives with. . . HIS SISTER. And the camera does kind of the cheesiest zoom in to his face with weird sound cue right before cutting to Nina sleeping in their bed.

So, we’ve taken another turn for the weird with this revelation. . .

And now Nina sleeps, but her ghost self Dreamwalks out of the bed, looks back and heads out. Dream self needs to use the doors tho. . .

AND NOW IT GETS REALLY STRANGE!

Nina, wearing a backwards dress,  is thrust into a dark, smoky room where Tasha is all crazy hair and Ron is wearing an animal mask and they’re yelling  ”LOUISE IS A SINNER!” on the soundtrack.  Then we cut thru Nina’s prior sex scenes from the movie as Ron fucks Tasha and cums on her ass.

Next, Stacy impales herself on Tom’s cock in some reverse cowgirl and then missionary.  He eventually cums on her belly.

The sex here isn’t really hot, tho there is quite a bit of sweating on Tom’s and Tasha’s part.  It has to be seen to be believed, but it’s odd.

And then Nina wakes back up.

Next day, Nina is toasting with the kids and Tasha “To Europe!” and they say “To Nick!” and they leave; ostensibly with the money.

PT returns home and is clearly troubled.  Nina is happier than a little girl, bouncing around.  She strips for him and asks him to do the same. He seems trapped, but he obliges.  She shows off her shaved bush and says “Like it? See? I can still be a little girl for you, Nicky.  [I would] do what you want.  Anything you want. . .” and he asks to touch it.  He works his fingers around her clit and she lets out little giggles as he does so.  Once she’s “drenched” he makes her go down on him and he works a finger up her “delicious ass.”  They move into a 69 then he fucks her doggie.  She bounces against him and really works her hips. God, she’s awesome.  She begs him to do something, and he grabs her arms behind her back as he fucks her more and then cums on her ass, regretting his actions as he does.

There’s a final little bit that I won’t reveal and we fade to black.

Well, that was damned hot.  Wow.

To be honest, I have become more familiar with Nina in recent years through her work as an industry spokesperson as opposed to her on-screen performances, so it was great to go back and rediscover her here in her prime.  She looks great — dare I say cute — she fucks like crazy, she really gives it her all.

Stacy Donovan is fine.  She was never much of a performer, and she doesn’t deviate from that standard much here.  At the time, she was considered “mainstream model beautiful” but it’s tough to see that now.  It’s not that she’s ugly by any measure, but she’s a bit plain, I guess.

Ginger likes when I recommend scenes, so I’d go with the opener with Nina and PT for sure, and the Nina/Tom Byron scene is pretty great, for good dirty talk, go to the Rhonda Jo/PT scene.

CAVEAT EMPTOR: Cecil Howard’s movies are only available from HotMovies these days, which is great, but he insists on charging a premium rate of 3.13x the normal per minute rate for his titles.  (So, you watch one minute of this movie and 3.13 minutes are deducted from your account.)  This seems excessive.  Using the 8 cent per minute plan, normally, the movie would cost $7.12 to watch, but under his premium pricing, it’s $22.28.  Not bad for a catalog title from 1989.  Now, HotMovies does offer a “weekly streaming rental” of the title for $6.99 and they say pretty clearly on the page Recommended For Rental and that pricing seems to be why.  (All that aside, their collection of Cecil Howard stuff is great, with lots of trailers, hard and soft versions, commentary tracks, etc.)

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Elexis Monroe Needs Your Help

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Elexis is a good friend of one of our editors, so if you have anything to spare this holiday season, would you think about joining Girlfriends Films by sharing a little with Elexis?

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Girlfriends Films’ Devotes December Charity Donation to Elexis Monroe

December’s $1000 Charity Donation Helps Fund Medical Treatment for Ailing Adult Star!

December 3, 2012 — RESEDA, Calif. — Girlfriends Films’ charity program is devoting its resources to adult performer Elexis Monroe. The popular performer and director for Girlfriends Films is currently afflicted with severe infections and abscesses in her face. December’s $1000 charity donation will help fund Monroe’s medical treatment.

Fans of Elexis Monroe wishing to help out may send donations to the Elexis Monroe Medical Fund using Paypal and the email address elexis08@gmail.com.

Girlfriends Films owner Dan O’Connell says, “Elexis is part of the Girlfriends Films family, and we are committed to helping her through this difficult time. In addition to allotting December’s charity donation to help her, we are exploring additional avenues of fundraising.”

A recent thread on Girlfriends Films’ popular forum is generating support for Elexis Monroe. Fans are rallying to help with generous donations. For more information, visit http://girlfriendsfilms.com/forum/showthread.php?19806-Elexis-Monroe-is-very-ill

After one surgery, and with several more looming on the horizon, Elexis Monroe remains positive, tweeting updates on a regular basis. A November 29 tweet reads, “It’s amazing to me that my fans, my friends, my industry is helping save my life, my hearing, smell, face, mouth. Wow!” Her spirits were also lifted with news of the 2013 XBIZ Awards All-Girl Release of the Year nomination for “Elexis and Her Girlfriends: Volume 2,” directed by and starring Monroe.

For more information about “Elexis and Her Girlfriends: Volume 2,” visit http://www.girlfriendsfilms.com/index/store/dvds.html?page=shop.product_details&flypage=flypage_images.tpl&product_id=336&category_id=16

Normally Girlfriends Films’ charity program donates to a charity selected by an adult performer or industry leader. AVN Media founder Paul Fishbein kicked off the 2012 giving with a donation to Best Friend Animal Society, followed by Tanya Tate’s gift to the National Breast Cancer Coalition, XBIZ Managing Editor Dan Miller’s donation to the American Red Cross, AVN Senior Editor Mark Kernes’ donation to the Guttmacher Institute, RayVeness’ selection of Treasures, and more.

Any Girlfriends Films performers interested in participating may apply by emailing the following information to PR@GirlfriendsFilms.com: name, AIP charity of choice, reason(s) for selecting the charity. Chosen performers will be asked to submit a personal photo depicting the performer engaged with the charity, the charity’s mission, or a similar charitable act. The photo will be used for promotional purposes.

About Girlfriends Films:
Girlfriends Films was created to provide realistic lesbian-sex movies for discerning viewers who demand the best. The studio’s combination of gorgeous performers, talented directors and aesthetic focus allows for Girlfriends Films to continuously produce best-selling movies appealing to both men and women. Girlfriends Films received AVN’s Best All-Girl Series award the last 5 years running and XRCO’s Best Girl/Girl Series 3 years in a row, while remaining “The Most Downloaded Studio” year after year on Hot Movies. In 2011, Girlfriends Films partnered with AbbyWinters.com to create the studio’s first ever content-rich pay site –www.GFFMembers.com. XCritic.com, NightMoves, and TLARaw.com named Girlfriends Films the 2012 Adult Studio of the Year, while XBIZ declared GFF founder Dan O’Connell the 2012 Man of the Year. In addition to its own popular content, Girlfriends Films distributes DVDs and secures broadcast and VOD deals for Tammy Sands, Viv Thomas, and Skow Digital, including the latter’s highly conceptualized boy/girl features. For more information, visit www.GirlfriendsFilms.comwww.Facebook.com/GF.Films and www.Twitter.com/GF_Films.

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Today on Spice Radio: I Dream of Ginger (1985)

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So, the girls asked me to have a look at I Dream of Christy (1989) and I Dream of Ginger (1985).  I assume I get to try and not play favorites here which is going to be a bit of a struggle, I think; but let’s have a look:

Review: I Dream of Christy found here

I Dream Of Ginger, written by Raven Touchstone, is a riff of I Dream of Jeannie.  It’s not so much a parody as we’re not making fun of the source material, just using it as inspiration for our own thing.  Ginger plays a genie who server her master, Paul Thomas.  She’s lives in what we assume is a bottle serving at the pleasure of the genie queen, Zora, played by Lisa De Leeuw who does not have sex other than fellating a banana in the movie.

Ginger starts out by teasing her master, having his restrained on the bed while she blows him, ending with her jerking him off all over his belly.  She then vanishes, leaving him strapped to his bed where his roommate Harold(James Miles) finds him, much to his amusement and PT’s horror.

From there, we pop into the bottle and see Ginger laughing her ass off.  What an imp!

Lisa then instructs Bunny Bleu and Laurie Smith to show off their sapphic skills.  Later, she wants to see how Greg Rome and Blake Palmer have learned their sex lessons, so he has them fuck Bunny and Laurie, respectively.  (Scenes 3-5 on our breakdown).  We cut away more than a few times to Loni Sanders (also handling production manager duties) feeding Lisa De Leeuw a banana.  Also, this pre-surgery Bunny Bleu, so she’s pretty cute, not the hardened roboslut with giant bolt-ons that she became towards the end of her career.  (Greg jerks on Bunny’s belly, Laurie can’t seem to coax a cumshot out of Blake).

Zora/Lisa gets mad at seeing Ginger’s excapade at leaving PT tied, admonishing her that genies are meant to grant wishes and make people happy, not cause trouble.  So she places a spell on Ginger, turning her into a black bird. (PT loves birds).

Cut back to PT studying his medical texts with Christy Canyon. Christy is rattling off medical acronyms, but soon tires of it and wants to get out of her high waisted, acid washed jeans.  (Ah, the 80s!)  She starts to climb all over PT and pulls his cock out and gets down to business. She keeps her clothes on during the blowjob.  She’s got some good tongue action going on, and she doesn’t ignore the balls.  PT is reduced a bit of a whimpering simp during her oral attentions, but who can blame him really.  He asks her to squeeze the base tight, something he also asked Nina Hartley to do in Dreamwalk. Perhaps we have a glimpse into what gets PT off?

He jerks himself furiously as Christy finally slips out of her clothes.  Happily, she’s fully clothed, so it takes a little while to get naked which allows for a nice build-up.  Sweater off first, letting us see her talents in a street bra (which is different than a porno bra).  She lets the girls out, sucks on them a little, and then let’s PT motorboat (literally) them for a bit.   “I could die like this. . .” he says.  So could we all, PT; so could we all.

Jeans and panties come off in one swoop and she thrusts herself into his face which moves into a slow missionary, and then the moment we’ve been waiting for – the reverse cowgirl with lots of body shots.  Christy is very encouraging to PT and seems to enjoy herself, grinding down and panting “Oh, Michael” at appropriate times.  They move to the doggie and then things go south.  PT starts to use a black feather on Christy and he starts to hear giggling.  Christy denies its her, but it freaks him out and he won’t let it go which kills the mood, which means no cumshot and an anti-climactic (literally) end.

Zora gets wind of Ginger’s latest troublemaking and ponder stripping her of her powers, but HER boss, Centurion, tells her its not a great idea.

PT starts yelling into Ginger’s bottle, hoping to get her attention; but he’s interrupted again by his roommate who doesn’t believe that there’s a genie in the bottle, and he’s worried about his friend’s sanity.  Ginger finally shows back up with the black feathers in her hair and she fesses up to being the feather in his bed.

She complains about being tired from her bird punishment, so PT tries to make her feel better by eating her out. They run thru positions, with Ginger on top of him on the couch a particular highlight — she’s all bouncing energy and there’s kissing — and as they move to missionary, she asks PT if he’d like a real big dick, and she snaps her fingers and suddenly, she’s getting fucked by an impressive stunt cock (Blake Palmer? I suspect Ginger will let us know on the show). who pulls out and cums on her belly.

Harold and Christy are talking on the couch and comparing notes about PT’s weird behaviour.  Right when Miles starts to talk into the genie’s bottle, CC excuses herself to pee, only to miss Ginger appearing out of thin air. He’s pretty impressed with her physique, but doesn’t believe she’s a genie. She convinces him by granting him a wish — a wet dream come true.  He says he wants to fuck Ginger, but she seems to be a one-master gal, so she tells him to “think big” and he wants two women.  She snaps her fingers, and he’s in the bottle, getting ravished by Bunny Bleu and Laurie Smith.

Bunny blows him as Laurie dances around, then Laurie blows him as Bunny makes out with him. They fuck him and he ends up banging Bunny doggie style and pulls out to blow his load on Laurie’s face.

Zora is upset that Ginger had a human come into the bottle, so she banishes her to her bottle for 1000 years. At that moment, Centurion, her boss, appears projected on the wall and reads Zora the riot act, saying Ginger did nothing wrong, merely mixing mischief with pleasure, to the merriment of all, and her punishment will be Zora’s… and we find out that her boss is her brother!

With Zora around, the guys appoint Ginger the new genie master and they play spin the bottle (“Don’t use that one, I live there!”).  Ginger teleports Christy into the bottle (“I tasted you as a feather, now I want to taste you for real“) and everyone gets busy with one another, with Ginger diving right into Christy’s quim, and then casting her aside to be with David Sanders and Greg Rome while Bunny and Laurie work on Blake Palmer and Christy stays paired offf with her boyfriend Harold (James Miles).

Orgies are hard to film due to the inability to cover all the action, but there are some good bits tht aren’t missed – like Harold vertically titfucking Christy and Ginger getting DP’d by David and Greg.  David and Greg cum on her ass, Blake cums on Buny’s belly and Harold gives Christy a pearl necklace.

The movie ends with Zora in her bottle, screaming for help.

PT gets the award for getting the best scenes in the movie — his first BJ with Ginger is well played; his tryst with Christy is well shot and has some nice tease elements to it, the only strike against it is the crappy ending; and finally his go round with Ginger on the couch is nice since we get to see Ginger fuck and bounce around which is always nice.

The other scenes were fine, nothing particularly earth shattering.  The orgy at the end suffered from the usual things, a little bit too short for three simultaneous scenes, but director Scotty Fox deserves kudos for keeping things light.  Scotty is one  of my favorite directors from this era thru the early-90s; his stuff just always seem to have an underlying FUN to them.

Ratings wise, this is a solid 3 on the Imperial Scale.  It’s worth checking out the PT pairings as his partners really help him to shine.

This movie is out of print, but HotMovies has it available on VOD.  If you like physical media, you can still pick up a “new” DVD from Adult DVD Marketplace for around $60, or pick up a used one from their sellers for about 15% of that.

Today on Spice Radio: I Dream of Christy (1989)

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So, the girls asked me to have a look at I Dream of Christy (1989) and I Dream of Ginger (1985).  I assume I get to try and not play favorites here which is going to be a bit of a struggle, I think; but let’s have a look…

I Dream of Ginger reviewed here…

I Dream of Christy is a one-day wonder from 1989 directed by Christy’s pal Tina Marie. It was put out by Canyon Video which was a vanity production company that was set up for Christy’s 1989-1990 comeback, but before the comeback where she signed with Vivid.  Canyon’s parent company was Leisure Time, a company not known for its high standards.  Despite its pedigree, some of Christy’s best work came out of this time period, and this movie hosts two of her more memorable scenes.  I also think Christy looked her best here, a little more weight on her than her first time thru which made her breasts very full and her middle just right

The basic plot is a bunch of guys go to a pizza party hosted by Tony Montana and Tianna with their wives and get smitten with a poster featuring Christy.  (The same poster is used as the boxcover.)  Our other couples are Peter North and Carol Cummings (blond wig this time) and Ron Jeremy and Mandi Wine.  The girls don’t see what all the fuss is about — Christy “only has big boobs” — heck, even Carol has some which she’s happy to flash to everyone.

Tianna whines about the mess and instead cuddles up to Tony and ponders why people were so upset the poster.  ”It’s not my favorite part of art in the world, but. . .” and then they start to make out.  Tianna was always a firecracker, and her outing here is no different.  She’s got an ass that just won’t quit, and we get to see it as she rides cowgirl on Tony.  The library music used is horrible typical of the era, with no character or bearing on the scene — just noise under the moaning.  A bunch of the moaning is overdubbed, so it’s really a bit disappointing, but completely in character for the studio and the time.  That said, she’s still a fuckmonster and she rides him hard until he pulls out and she jerks him all over her box. Everything was going well until he called her “Christy” at the end.

Back at Peter’s house, Carol is upset that she was being compared to the poster, and Peter tries to explain that fantasies are just fantasies, not something to be acted upon.  She comes around to the theory and she starts to go down on him, but when he looks down at who is sucking his cock, it’s Christy! (This is the famous “blue pillow” scene.)

She really takes her time working his cock.  Peter and Christy have had awesome chemistry going back to their Black Throat days.  At one point during the cocksucking, Peter rolls over, and Christy takes his cock thru his legs and sucks on it before rimming him a bit.  he turns her over and makes love to her boobs for a spell before eating her out, where she grinds her hips into him.  They have an amazingly energetic bang, Christy’s boobs are a blur a good part of the time.  They spoon which shows off her physique in a flattering way.  The coupling ends with a tit fucking and  Peter pulls out and (in slo-mo) shoots the underside of her chin and then past her face.  A loud groan swept over the land as this should have been another monster akin to his shot across Samantha Strong’s bow in Kascha and Friends. If only his shot hit their mark, this would have been a facial for the ages.

Next up Ron is dealing with Mandi’s insecurity about his liking women. (“Would you rather I be a dicksmoker?“)  Mandi wants him to fuck her, but as he walks towards the bathroom, Christy emerges in a delicious black bra and panties, and Ron dives in tho he could shut up a little.  Ron spends a lot of time massaging her breasts as he eats her out, and wisely, Tina Marie lets her camera stay on Christy and her breasts as opposed to trying to get the gyno shots.  Christy blows Ron with something approaching enthusiam, but looks great fucking him.  She’s on her side as Ron kinda of scissors her and her left breast hangs down at such a pleasing angle, you really can’t stand it. Then some reverse cowgirl with lots of full body shots.  You can tell the director really likes Christy as she is trying to show her off in the best possible way.  Christy giggles as they move from RC to doggie bucking her hips once they get into position. Ron then pulls out and cums around Christy’s tits, but then Christy cleans him off which is a bit rare for her.

Back at Tianna’s house, Mandi and Carol are over and everyone is stretching to a workout tape and Tianna is bitching about Tony calling her Christy.  Then the HVAC guys (Sean Michaels and Marc Wallice) come by to fix the A/C and the girls prance around to their workout while the guys wonder how long it will take them to get laid.

Carol and Tianna take on Sean while Mandi takes on Marc. C & T waste no time blowing Sean – one works the head, the other his balls, and their faces are nowhere near each other!  Mandi blows Marc and then he fucks her.  Tianna has some great RC on Sean, but on the whole the scene is sub-par because its missing our star.  Roger Pipe makes the great observation that while “[t]he guys can fantasize, their wives actually do the deed.”

At least until the next scene where Tony manages to get Christy to come over his house and fuck him and his friends, Peter and Ron.  Tony buries himself in her muff and Peter has a helluva time getting Christy’s bra off, eventually giving up. Tony fucks her as she sucks of Peter and Ron. She flips herself over to make sucking Peter’s cock easier, leaving Ron off to the side.  The library music here is aping Rock Around The Clock and some Berlin tune that was famous at the time.  She grunts “It’s like I haven’t been fucked in fucking months!” which just sounds so great, tho the mood is spolied a little as Tony tags out (with hand slap) and Peter starts fucking her.  Ron is cradling her and they make out a bit before he shoves his cock in her mouth and she jerks off Tony.  She’s a busy gal.  Peter pulls out, shooting bush to tits and then Tony jerks off on left tit and Ron jerks off on it too.

Christy’s hair a bit sweaty and stringy and in her face as she cleans Ron’s cock again.  She leaves us with the nugget “All you have to do is dream, and it will come true.”  Fade out.

This movie, in its original form, is no longer available.  Canyon Video, the original label (which was a sub-label of Leisure Time), was sold to Antigua Video who has cut up the catalog and repackaged truncated versions and comps from it in VOD formats for HotMovies.  So, where the original movie was 72 minutes long, the version on HotMovies is 52 minutes and leaves off the last two scenes which is too bad, since the four-way is pretty hot.

However, you can find the four-way on the Antigua release, Christy Canyon: The Lost Footage which is readily available on VOD and DVD.

My partiality to Christy of this era certainly colors my ratings, but this was a better than average outing by a director who really knew how to highlight her star. Worth a look if you’re not familiar with Christy of this era, tho most Christy fans would most certainly have this in their collection already.

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